Aperchristmas
Well-Known Member
Dear Diary and HHOers.
For those of you who don't know me I'm called Ted, a 16hh Welsh Sec D. My Mummy says that I am very and safe and generally a good boy but I thought I would show her that she can't say such silly things about me. After all, she can't expect me to behave when she has suddenly made me move fields and put me on nice grass can she? And why do I always have to be the brave one? Silly tb Byron won't lead past scary things so it's always up to me and it's not fair! So I thought I would teach Mummy a lesson on our hack yesterday. We were trotting along a main road and we turned into a lane and I thought it would be really funny to suddenly stop dead and start backing out into the main road while a lorry was going past. In all fairness, there was a very strange tree on the corner! Needless to say, Mummy was not sympathetic! In fact she was very cross and told me that I could have killed us. I was only protecting her from the tree! After this I was very excited so I tried to trot off up the hill but Mummy was very mean and made me go on the bit instead, so to spite her, I spooked at every little thing, including my own shadow
Byron says her face looked really silly and purple.
However the best was yet to come! On the way home, I thought it would be really funny to do my biggest spook without telling Mummy what was actually scary! It's a secret I spun, I went backwards, I went into the hedge and into Byron (he wasn't very happy at this point but he needs to be taught a lesson for being such a wuss 
) Then Mummy started yelling so I thought it would be best to go forwards but only very fast. I then continued to spook at everything which was really fun until Mummy made me go on the bit again 
So by the time we got home I was very hot and bothered. Naughty Mummy! I think I showed her that I'm actually a very naughty and spooky cob 
Any ideas for next time?
For those of you who don't know me I'm called Ted, a 16hh Welsh Sec D. My Mummy says that I am very and safe and generally a good boy but I thought I would show her that she can't say such silly things about me. After all, she can't expect me to behave when she has suddenly made me move fields and put me on nice grass can she? And why do I always have to be the brave one? Silly tb Byron won't lead past scary things so it's always up to me and it's not fair! So I thought I would teach Mummy a lesson on our hack yesterday. We were trotting along a main road and we turned into a lane and I thought it would be really funny to suddenly stop dead and start backing out into the main road while a lorry was going past. In all fairness, there was a very strange tree on the corner! Needless to say, Mummy was not sympathetic! In fact she was very cross and told me that I could have killed us. I was only protecting her from the tree! After this I was very excited so I tried to trot off up the hill but Mummy was very mean and made me go on the bit instead, so to spite her, I spooked at every little thing, including my own shadow
Byron says her face looked really silly and purple. However the best was yet to come! On the way home, I thought it would be really funny to do my biggest spook without telling Mummy what was actually scary! It's a secret
I spun, I went backwards, I went into the hedge and into Byron (he wasn't very happy at this point but he needs to be taught a lesson for being such a wuss ) Then Mummy started yelling so I thought it would be best to go forwards but only very fast. I then continued to spook at everything which was really fun until Mummy made me go on the bit again So by the time we got home I was very hot and bothered. Naughty Mummy! I think I showed her that I'm actually a very naughty and spooky cob Any ideas for next time?
