does anyone want....

[twisteddiamond]

a furry beige alarm clock, guaranteed to go off at 3am come rain or shine, when not in alarm mode, doubles up as waste disposal unit, hot water bottle, sock monster, bird scarer
guaranteed to turn all your carpets beige the moment you finish vacuuming and release clouds of beige hair every time he has a scratch

free to good bad or indifferent home

 

[CorvusCorax]

I have a black and gold-coloured furry emergency services siren, it goes round and round and wails a lot, fancy a swap?

 

[Goya]

I'll swap you for one who has a 04.30am alarm if you want. LOL.
It's so annoying as i have to get up at 5 am and it is just soooo annoying to lose that precious half hour!
Also 3 black dogs who give the carpet a superb black hue!
Don't we just love them?