Dogs are the most disgusting creatures on the planet

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One of my bitches decided that today it would be fun to chow down on a massive steaming turd that my boy had just done. I go out to do my horse, return a couple of hrs later to a river of poo/sick coursing it's way round my kitchen. It was without a doubt the most revolting thing I have ever seen, the smell, well you can only imagine.......

Has anyone else been subjected to this!?
 
Oh ps, I've just watched her in the garden, she now has the trots too, so poo shooting out of both ends..................
She may be sleeping in the garden tonight
 
LOL, poor you now you know why I invested in a industrial steam cleaner, industrial carpet wet injection shampooer and a dyson animal vac, when my 3 get either projectile vomiting or trots at the back door or both I stand at least some chance of getting rid of the stains, germs and smell with relative ease!!!
Good luck, Oz :)
 
Haha if only! I was down on my hands and knees with bloody kitchen roll gagging and trying to breathe through my mouth!! I did super bleach the floor after though :D
 
Yep its called coprophagy and apparently occurs due to a protein deficiency in the diet - it could also be due to anxiety, the need to 'clean up' in crowded surroundings or attention seeking! And its rank :o especially when they come hurtling in from outside licking their lips - you just KNOW what they've done - and try and kiss you!!!!!!
Its quite common to see dogs - especially puppies, although our 11 y/o GSD has just started it! - practice this behaviour. Removing the offending faeces as soon as they're done OR Tabasco sauce on newly deposited poos generally deters them. I have also heard getting the dogs to eat pineapple makes the faeces taste foul to them.
What I can't get my head round is why one of our horses has started doing it too....!!!!
K x
 
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Two words for y'all. Human. Faeces.

**Goes away again, for next session of trauma counselling**
 
Spudlet said:
Two words for y'all. Human. Faeces.

**Goes away again, for next session of trauma counselling**
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Lol! Yes we have had one of those incidents too. It was my husbands! (We were camping and he had to go in the woods) The dog snuffled it out and helped himself. How rank is that!
 
My 2 scavenged a rotting deer carcase which upset them for days, disgusting sick and Darcy sicked up a hoof how gross is that.

Ive never known such greedy disgusting dogs if they dont poisen themselves it will be a surprise, they eat feathers,muck,fox poo anything they can get, Ive never known them turn anything down. They got into my daughters bedroom and ate some tablets, I rang her frantically to find out what they were, turns out they were anti wrinkle tablets so Diesel & Darcy will look forever young.:D
 
Dobiegirl said:
My 2 scavenged a rotting deer carcase which upset them for days, disgusting sick and Darcy sicked up a hoof how gross is that.

Ive never known such greedy disgusting dogs if they dont poisen themselves it will be a surprise, they eat feathers,muck,fox poo anything they can get, Ive never known them turn anything down. They got into my daughters bedroom and ate some tablets, I rang her frantically to find out what they were, turns out they were anti wrinkle tablets so Diesel & Darcy will look forever young.:D
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LOL, mine aren't too bad then by these examples!!
Oz :)
 
Dylan munched through a bottle of cod liver oil tablets once.........that was interesting. About an hour later we heard what we thought was him russling through a bag.....it wasnt a bag at all. Its was projectile up the door, and accross the tiles. He went flying out side (pretty much jet propelled), and basically sat in the garden for about an hour in the same spot......


And Teal now smells of fox poo just got in from a walk.

Dylan ate a dead bird on same walk and probably other things I didn't see. Worse smell ever was Will rolling in a dead badger and then having a nibble!!!

I have to worm my dogs regulary :D
 
Mine do it all the time, my elderly jack russell still does it at 14 but now she's really deaf so she's often caught red handed - or rather brown mouthed!!! - eeeew!
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Loving this thread, I shall make my OH read it later. He had never owned a dog before he met me and finds the whole fox poo/eating bits of dead animal disgusting. As we have 2 springers he has had to get used to it pretty damn quick, although I must say, reading this has made me feel a little better about my lot. Alfie has managed to find the same bit of dead rabbit the last 3 walks, I keep chucking it over the hedge and next day he goes back and proudly retrieves it for me :) My old springer Rosie once spent 3 days in the vets on a drip after eating a very. very dead rabbit, it was the only illness she ever had bless her. Gotta love em!
 
Get over it the Joys of Dog ownership:D I used to have a LURCHER 3 PARTS DEER HOUND 1 PART Thieving Gyp Bas notororious Horse Poo Guzzler but never puked Up:D:D
 
Hehehe, oh yeah. I've been there. My favourite time of all was when the puppy decided to sneak a bit of lettuce that my housemate had dropped on the floor. She was sick five times in a row. Each time I put the cleaning products back in the cupboard, she threw up again. The fifth time I didn't get to it quickly enough and the older dog went 'oooh, yummy!' and guzzled the puke. She then promptly threw up too. Cue synchronised vomiting display. What fun!

(At this point I handed the cleaning supplies to my housemate in revenge for the dropped lettuce - and the laughing!)
 
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