Cinnamontoast
Fais pas chier!
Horrifyingly I went to get the bins in this afternoon and took T with me, we walked past a neighbour who was in a large paddling pool with his new and shiny lady friend (both lovely people, both large, and both almost nekkid) and kersplosh they had a labrador in the pool with them. Drinks knocked over and drowning pig noises (that's T, she gets over excited in water). So embarassed, she would not get out for ages and we are now at home recovering from the mortification.
OH dear lord, and I thought Brig was bad stealing little kid's picnics and then fisherman's sweet corn! I would have paid serious money to see that!