Don't stand downwind of a squirty mare...

[katelarge]

Yep, that was my lesson of the day! Are there any other owners out there afflicted with VERY sexy mares at the moment? Mine is like Christina Aguilera circa "Drrrty" - if she had crotcheless chaps, she'd have them on!

Was turning her back out after riding (which was fun), with a gelding and one other mare (in-season too). I was laughing at something my mare did, then the other mare let rip with a squirt, the wind whipped it right at me and I got mare-gunk in the face.

EWWWWWWWWWW!! Gotta love our mares!

 

[golddustsara]

Ewwwwwies! HAHAAHA

 

[Twix001]

LMAO
made me laugh so much :L
Slightly very disgusting but so funny :L

 

[Sparkles]

LMFAO Oh yes. I can relate. Though never been target practised yet like you.

lmao unlucky!

 

[katelarge]

My non-horsey other half recently found out about the whole squirting business and has NEVER been seen to stand behind her since!

 

[marinitagsd]

Its like having a shower if you stand at the back of mine if she sniffs a gelding! lol

 

[miss_c]

Ewww.... Mazzie was a tart, but fortunately I never ended up in the firing line!

 

[somethingorother]

lmao thanks for cheering me up. Not great news for you though

 

[katelarge]

A golden shower! EWWWWWWWWWWW!!! LMAO!

 

[MrsMozart]

Oh yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!

 

[SnowPhony]

Oh god yes! B is feeling very sexy at the moment! Passed a field of geldings yesterday while leading her in hand and I've never seen a horse tart herself up so much in all my life!!

 

[mealrigghallstud]

Same goes for a young stallion that misses his target!!!!! - Eeeeeewwwww!!!

 

[Nuttymanxmare]

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Same goes for a young stallion that misses his target!!!!! - Eeeeeewwwww!!!

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YUCK

 

[MrsElle]

So gross, but so funny