Tnavas
Well-Known Member
Your cat wakes you from a deep, deep sleep, snuggled beneath warm toasty bedclothes on a cold winter night by leaping off the bed via your chest. You lie their gasping like a fish for air while it proceeds to chuck up yesterdays catch all over the bedroom carpet.
Then while you stagger half blinded by the light to the back door it does its routine of "Do I wish to leave by the back door, or maybe I wish to leave by the front door?" and then sits in the doorway while the cold winter air rips through the house.
Then while you are washing the carpet you are heard muttering under your breath "I love my cat, I love my cat, I love my cat"
The offending cat V V V V V V V V
Then while you stagger half blinded by the light to the back door it does its routine of "Do I wish to leave by the back door, or maybe I wish to leave by the front door?" and then sits in the doorway while the cold winter air rips through the house.
Then while you are washing the carpet you are heard muttering under your breath "I love my cat, I love my cat, I love my cat"
The offending cat V V V V V V V V
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