double jointed? at her age?

[Spotsrock]

Sharer has just texted me as i'm finishing work to ask 'is there a reason lottie is naked?' no. So i've asked her if she can't see her usual rug anywhere put anything on her. She's got arthritis and the cold makes her ache. Sharer has located rug. The hedge is wearing it. The hedge is not a hairy pony named in mock tribute to a member of u2, I mean the actual hedge. Rug is fully done up. Lottie looks okay. So at 31 with bad arthritis has she become double jointed?

 

[MinskiKaii]

Are you sure the hedge wasn't a bit chilly and stole the rug!

 

[Spotsrock]

Plot thickens. Sharer explained where rug was and it was on hedge in next field. Also has small amount fresh blood on it. Stood her under the school lights and can't find any cuts. She is unlevel behind and her hips look a little out so I have my mctimoney prac coming asap to straighten her out.