Dozzies first ever SJ report. Hopefully the last.

dozzie

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I am a dressage horse. I like to look pretty and I expect my mum to spend at least an hour plaiting me up. I like to halt at G. And X and C and anywhere else really! I like halting!
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I like to flutter my eyelashes at the lovely person who is sitting in their car at C, who clearly thinks I am beautiful. I do bling! I am a dressage diva in the making!

So why, why why does my mum think I should leave the ground?

Yes can you believe this she took me Showjumping!

Well I proved to her that I can do wonderful transitions when I am away from home, (might have been a mistake as she might expect them at home now...bugger....didnt think of that at the time...) But let's just say I think that despite jumping everything, I'm good like that
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I proved that I am not and never will be a showjumper.

Now mum can we please stick to dressage? It is much safer.

I did get one of those frilly things and mum seemed pleased with me but i think she might be getting a bill for all the poles I broke! Well they were in my way! How can you do a good passage with poles in your way? FGS!!! Not that I an do a good passage, (well I could but dont tell my mum,) but if i did want to do one....Just not possible is it with stupid pole things in front of you. So I just kicked them out of the way! They were those plastic ones so didnt hurt at all.
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Suffice to say I was very glad to leave "That" place and went straight into the box without making any fuss at all!
Next time she tries to put me in the box without plaiting me first I will be ready for her....
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But hopefully I have convinced her...
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Love Dozzie
 
Dozzie, I hope you didn't disappoint your Mum? At least you got to go to a party even if it was rather hard work!
 
Oh no! My mum thinks I tried really hard! LOL!!!! She is so easy to con!!!
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I have these really big sad eyes...works a treat when you want sympathy!
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Is Merlin your daddy?

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Atleast you took mummy round safely!

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She was my chauffeur! One doesn't upset the staff you know!!!
 
Aww another fab post from the wonderfull Dozzie
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! At least you can say been there done that got the t-shirt now!! Perhaps your mommy wont make you do it again?! You will have to do some fluttering of yoru eye lashes and excel in your dressage even more and you wont have to break those plastic poles again
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GOOD LUCK!
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fab writing btw again!
 
Well my boyfriend at the moment loved dressage(He is retired now!) He gave me lots of hints about how to convince mum that leaving the ground was not worth the effort! I forgot about the tip he gave about stopping 3 times at the first fence. He told me that if you do this you dont have to do anymore. He is of the opinion that jumping is seriously DANGEROUS!!!!!!

Mummy calls him a "Big Girls Blouse"!
 
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