Dozzies plan for dressage tomorrow

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Enter at A working trot. Yawn. Wiggle. Serpentines are so much more interesting anyway.

Halt at x. Cue pony club kicks from mummy. Ok not halt at x then, shall we try G? Bugger, more pony club kicks.

C turn right. And spook at judges car.


CA working trot...my a...e!!!!! Trot yeah! Working...not on your life!
E spook at white snakes which have appeared from nowhere.

A half squarecle left 20 m or 18, or 15 whatever....
X oval sort of shape left
x what the hell, lets canter!
Before A back to trot as it is much easier than that canter malarkey.
AK working trot. Ok mum I get the message! I will shift...a bit...
KXM Refuse point blank to change the rein. X halt. Just after X walk to canter and leave the arena at E!!!!!.

What do you reckon?
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Will I convince my mum that i should be an adored paddock ornament?

I did consider jumping on the judges car but it might hurt. Plus mum might actually realise i can jump! Bad move....
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Ha ha! Great fun Dozzie! I am dressage writing at a pony club ODE for 4 hours tomorrow - I bet we get a few like you!
 
Dozzie, I thought that you enjoyed dressage, if you are too bad at it your mum might make you go show jumping again. Now you know you didn't enjoy that!
 
I love it DM! I get teased that my veteran does:

Enter at A farting and pulling for the grass
Slouch down to X
Wobble to a halt, tripping over own feet
Leap from halt into canter coz not used to mum's adrenaline powered kicks
Track right at C and fart again
Wobble on track as mum forgets next move
20 metre squarecle (thought it was only me did those!)
Cough loudly and pathetically
etc etc

Though in all fairness, our corners are to die for and Sunny can leave the arena with gusto! His favourite pace is halt!

Good luck tomorrow and let us know how you get on! x
 
I like looking pretty! In the field! Ok I do fancy myself as a dressage diva rather than a chavvy showjumper but when push comes to shove it is damned hard work! I'm a LADY!!!!! I dont do work!
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Ah I see, then I think you are going to have to be very very naughty and make mummy sit on the grass at X. I should think that this would be a good way to get to stay at home.
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Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh......Get yoooooooouuuuuuuuu!

Well mummy cant find her bridle number so how can I possibly be a real diva if she is wearing a paper number round her waist.
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I really dont think I can cope!

Unfortunately Hello magazine has exclusive rights to my photographs....
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See ya later!!!
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