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CorvusCorax

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My bad mummy shuts me in a crate because I shout all the time and poo on the floor :(:(:(










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(OK, I lied about the pooing...honest)
 
Oh come on...dont pretend you dont fit in there properly! Tilly was in Milos (yes MILOS) crate this morning when I woke up. Your diddy, you can surely fit in a gsd crate! :D
 
LMAO :D My mum has got a photo of me with one of her first CKCS at a show - I needed somewhere to sit down, so I got into the cage on the bench with him :D I was only small :p
 
Are we not supposed to keep our children in crates then, mine used to get in the car cage all the time! And I agree with Vizzy, I'm sure your mum:D could have shut the door on you if she had used a big stick to force you in there.
 
OK, so bright red tartan and woolly giraffe print doesn't do it for you sartorial experts, what about this combo then, any better, style gurus? Stars, pink and purple stripes and ski slippers?
Please excuse the Calves of Doom.

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Yeah Vizzy, I can get into it quite comfortably :p me and my best mate were still well into our teens, coming back from shows (and 'dinner dances' :p) in the boot of her parents' Sierra estate with two bobtails :p :p :p
 
If you're really good, later this week you guys can see sheep or polar bear print, with polka dot Mary-Jane style slippers or Dora the Explorer bedsocks?

Yes, I am a gigantic child. In a XXL plastic crate. Covered in dog hair.
 
a friend of mine the other day asked another friend 'why dont I have a bloke :(' All friend number two could think of to say was 'erm maybe its your cow print pjs?!' Was to funny I tell you, a little bit of wee came out and everything! :D Why I associate myself with either friend I have no idea! :p :D
 
I desperately want to take the mick, but I *may* be guilty of buying a dressing gown with stars printed on it, and I *possibly* sometimes imagine I'm a wizard while I'm wearing it.....
 
Just bumping so Pix's shame doesn't go un noticed :D

CC - like the stripey socks in the 2nd pic but those calves don't looked doomed, just slightly jaundiced! :eek:
 
Ah, dressing gowns, you say? I have one of those, with red pawprints, and another with pink stars, and Vizzy, not just cowprint PJs, but a cowprint ONESIE!

And yes, I do appear to have a bit of an alcohol problem :o :o :o that's why I never get out of my evening wear :p
 
Just bumping so Pix's shame doesn't go un noticed :D

CC - like the stripey socks in the 2nd pic but those calves don't looked doomed, just slightly jaundiced! :eek:

I thought that too, liver failure setting in already CC? Put down the glass! :D


Shame? Nah. That would only be if I told you about the fluffy slipper boots, that when combined with the dressing gown turn you into an Eskimo Wizard with extra ice spells..... Like a ninja, but magical and better and more awesomer!
 
Ah, dressing gowns, you say? I have one of those, with red pawprints, and another with pink stars, and Vizzy, not just cowprint PJs, but a cowprint ONESIE!

And yes, I do appear to have a bit of an alcohol problem :o :o :o that's why I never get out of my evening wear :p

:eek: I need a paw print dressing gown!
 
Easy way to get a paw print dressing gown - put on cream towelling dressing gown to take dog out for wee when it is peeing it down with rain, said dog decides it loves you and jumps up to give you a hug after going in muddy garden - sorted! I know because it happened to me just the other day :p
 
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