Fools Motto
Well-Known Member
Bad dog!
Unfortuantly, earlier my now not-so-wonderful and not-so-obedient but clearly down-right-disgusting pooch helped herself to some rather fresh cow pats... oh the delights of cow pats. Clearly the new born calf cow pats perhaps have that deliciously milky taste, which even when master calls, doglet hangs backs, and scoops... master calls again so doglet comes, reluctantly and has the very sly ability to scoop on the go!
'Leave it' normally works, but 'leave it' tonight means take, swallow and look innocent. Shame the cow pat 'smile' on the teeth gave the game away!
Some may be forgiven that dogs do this kinda thing, and even some may forget it ever happened..
But one can not forget it ever happened when the delightful load of cow shite makes a re-appearance from the dogs front end, all over her bed, saturating her sheets, down the table leg and puddles it on the floor. The smell!! I nearly blamed OH for eating too many baked beans! 
Only the sound of the dog trying to lap it back up made me realise the OH is, in fact innocent on this occasion!!
Anyone for doggy snogs?? Nope, thought not!!!
PETS eh!!
Unfortuantly, earlier my now not-so-wonderful and not-so-obedient but clearly down-right-disgusting pooch helped herself to some rather fresh cow pats... oh the delights of cow pats. Clearly the new born calf cow pats perhaps have that deliciously milky taste, which even when master calls, doglet hangs backs, and scoops... master calls again so doglet comes, reluctantly and has the very sly ability to scoop on the go!
'Leave it' normally works, but 'leave it' tonight means take, swallow and look innocent. Shame the cow pat 'smile' on the teeth gave the game away!Some may be forgiven that dogs do this kinda thing, and even some may forget it ever happened..
But one can not forget it ever happened when the delightful load of cow shite makes a re-appearance from the dogs front end, all over her bed, saturating her sheets, down the table leg and puddles it on the floor.
The smell!! I nearly blamed OH for eating too many baked beans! Only the sound of the dog trying to lap it back up made me realise the OH is, in fact innocent on this occasion!!Anyone for doggy snogs?? Nope, thought not!!!
PETS eh!!