Every one who hates me will love this

[Pedantic]

Ended up flat on my back on a customers drive, must have looked hilarious, my apple had rolled off my passenger seat and positioned itself on my footwell, as I put my foot down to get out of my van I trod on the apple, which didn't squish but rolled, so I flew out the van on my back, cue music for Carry on Plumbing, all I need now is a tarty big bosoomed woman to say allright darlin with saucy cackly laff

 

[soph21]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Sorry

 

[Chestnutmare]

sorry but that is actually quite funny to read, hope your OK though..

 

[Three]

Awright Darlin? While yer dahn there....

(Hope there's no serious damage)

 

[CorvusCorax]

Nation of applecores.









Sorry, that was laaaame

 

[Hullabaloo]

See what healthy eating does for you. That wouldn't have happened with a bar of chocolate

 

[Pedantic]

No no actually quite good

 

[Pedantic]

Apples, and they reckon they are good for you

 

[Scheherezade]

I bet it wasn't even a granny smith. That's what immigrant apples will do to the country!

 

[Pedantic]

Yea, gonna vote for the BAP, the British Apple Party

 

[Kenzo]

and they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away

sorry but that must of been a 200 pounder for YBF!

 

[Hippona]

You're not Robin Asquith are you?

Did all your clothes happen to fall off too?

 

[SpruceRI]

Ha ha!!! The worst phenomenon is when something rolls into the drivers side footwell and gets wedged under the clutch or brake!

Free falling apples in cars are not good things!

 

[chickeninabun]

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Ha ha!!! The worst phenomenon is when something rolls into the drivers side footwell and gets wedged under the clutch or brake!

[/ QUOTE ]

Happened to me with a cat once!

 

[SVMel]

Awwww, hope you're ok, and as has been said, chocolate would never have been that cruel .....

 

[flowerlady]

[ QUOTE ]
and they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away

sorry but that must of been a 200 pounder for YBF!

[/ QUOTE ]

Kenzo or anyone please can you tell me what YBF stands for??

Pedantic as JM07 asks why would you think people hate you I love your posts

 

[Hippona]

You've Been Framed

 

[Pedantic]

[ QUOTE ]
You're not Robin Asquith are you?

Did all your clothes happen to fall off too?

[/ QUOTE ]

No they didn't, but it can be arranged

 

[Charmaine18]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Ha ha!!! The worst phenomenon is when something rolls into the drivers side footwell and gets wedged under the clutch or brake!

[/ QUOTE ]

Happened to me with a cat once!

[/ QUOTE ]

I just actually barked with laughter - how on earth did you get a cat stuck in your footwell?!

Everybody needs the odd slapstick moment - I've fallen over four times in the month or two I've been working at the stables! Comic relief for everyone.

 

[Hippona]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You're not Robin Asquith are you?

Did all your clothes happen to fall off too?

[/ QUOTE ]

No they didn't, but it can be arranged

[/ QUOTE ]


Oooooooeeerrr Missuss....... you are aaaawful, but I like you

 

[yethersgill]

ouch, hope you are okay

Hope it wasn't granny smith, they are so shiney would explain why you slipped off it!

 

[Bowen4Horses]

p.s 700+ views from people all expecting to love whatever was in the post/thread

 

[PurplePickle]

No idea who you are but that must have been v funny to watch, not laughing promise

 

[Fii]

Pedantic the pussy cat , threatening to strip? And for the record i don't hate you.

 

[MrsMozart]

I don't hate you, but I still found it funny

. Is that allowed?

 

[Archangel]

Is the apple OK?

 

[SpruceRI]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Ha ha!!! The worst phenomenon is when something rolls into the drivers side footwell and gets wedged under the clutch or brake!

[/ QUOTE ]

Happened to me with a cat once!

[/ QUOTE ]

Did he fall out of his basket??