FAO Katt - you have scarred me for life

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I can no longer watch or look at photos of people jumping without p*ssing myself imagining them hovering over a public toilet seat. :eek::o:D

Thanks for that :D

Originally Posted by Katt in CR -

''Jumping position - I was having trouble with tipping rather than folding and stuff. Instructor said "imagine you are in some really grotty public loos and you have to go the toilet but can't sit down. That hover position is what you jumping position should be like" it still helps me to remember that balanced jumping position with a stable lower leg and reminds me to stick my bum out the back rather than just leaning forwards.''

Thats made my day :cool:
 
Kenzo said:
I can no longer watch or look at photos of people jumping without p*ssing myself imagining them hovering over a public toilet seat. :eek::o:D

Thanks for that :D

Originally Posted by Katt in CR -

''Jumping position - I was having trouble with tipping rather than folding and stuff. Instructor said "imagine you are in some really grotty public loos and you have to go the toilet but can't sit down. That hover position is what you jumping position should be like" it still helps me to remember that balanced jumping position with a stable lower leg and reminds me to stick my bum out the back rather than just leaning forwards.''

Thats made my day :cool:
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Wow my first ever FAO!!!! I'm flattered!!!!! :cool:

Just think how much fun you'll have watching showjumping now!!!! :D

All my "lightbulb moments" are toilet related or rude, they stick in your mind better, another instructor told me that the feeling of connecting your stomach muscles when you are riding should be like trying to squeeze a little fart out......
 
Katt said:
All my "lightbulb moments" are toilet related or rude, they stick in your mind better, another instructor told me that the feeling of connecting your stomach muscles when you are riding should be like trying to squeeze a little fart out......
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ooooow no Katt....please no more, stop right there! lol

I did try the 'hovering over pulic sh*tters technique' 5 minutes ago when I needed to go to loo but I failed miserably :D maybe that explains my terrible jumping position. :rolleyes:

do not worry, I shall keep on practicing though :D
 
gleek said:
Maybe kenzo in future you should only hover above the toilet seat. So you can perfect your position!!!! LOL
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Indeed, I could also imagine the one liner bellowing from Geoff B....you know the one, the nudest and the barb wire fence, that may help :eek::D
 
Hehehe, thanks for that! Now the rest of us are scarred too!

On a similar note when struggling to sit with the horse in canter, my instructor just screamed "Shag the saddle!!!"... I was about 15, nearly fell off I was laughing so much.

When I finished my laughter fit I explained she was going to have to demonstrate as I had no expericence in such areas! She was very obliging and the demonstration set me off into gales of laughter again. I wasn't the only one amused though... the YO's face was funny as he happened to walk by and tried his VERY best not to laugh as much as me ;)
 
E_Lister said:
Hehehe, thanks for that! Now the rest of us are scarred too!

On a similar note when struggling to sit with the horse in canter, my instructor just screamed "Shag the saddle!!!"... I was about 15, nearly fell off I was laughing so much.

When I finished my laughter fit I explained she was going to have to demonstrate as I had no expericence in such areas! She was very obliging and the demonstration set me off into gales of laughter again. I wasn't the only one amused though... the YO's face was funny as he happened to walk by and tried his VERY best not to laugh as much as me ;)
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No way!!! :o:D lol

oh dear, are we lowering the tone on the HHO forum....I think we are, by jove its funny though.

I will also add that one to my list! :D
 
E_Lister said:
On a similar note when struggling to sit with the horse in canter, my instructor just screamed "Shag the saddle!!!"... I was about 15, nearly fell off I was laughing so much.
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Lol.....I'm assuming she meant when you are on top!
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