I love
'TEP 4: Tie her lead rope loosely to something sturdy like the refrigerator door or a furniture leg'
My fridge foor and furniture legs wouldn't hold a horse pulling back!!
OMG - just have a mental picture of Mishky (all 17.3 heavy draught horse of him) walkling off dragging our fridge! Not to mention the "pooping" bit - his poos look like roundabouts.