Fat men with Boobs on Ugly Horses with a drink problem

A man on top of you with moobs is enough to give anyone a drink problem :D

Is it wrong that I actually find moobs slightly erotic :eek::o





Perhaps not :D
 
sarahsum1 said:
LOL!! Shant! :p

Wanted: Man with moobs and full beard with food bits in it: apply in writing and enclose photo :D

*rubs hands together, awaiting my dream man* :p
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Here you go!

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Sarahsum1:- The best way to find your dream man, or maybe one who is bald and covered in tattoos but still has a great belly and moobies, is to walk past a road that is being dug up. These type of chaps are always looking out for a nice lady to waltz by and usally greet them with a lovely 'alright darling'
Sometimes you see this kinda of man leaning out of a white van/big truck leering at women just minding there own biz walking down the street. Usally with their tounge hanging out and drool dribbling over there string vest.
Or you could try speed dating . . . .

Be aware of your limits tho. The fatter/ older and uglier the man the younger/thinner you need to be. They like there 'treacles' to be crackers just so all their mates down the pub will be jealous. ;)
 
Righto! I think there are some road works in town! :D

Off to get done up ;):D May not hear form me in a while, I shall hopefully be wooing a mooby man :eek::D
 
lol this has put a huge :D on my face after a rubbish day....
sarahsum1 plenty of your kind of man round where i live at the mo... lol they're pretending to do roadworks at night....
 
blitznbobs said:
WOT they've already banned hunting haven't they???:confused:
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Yes, but not hunting for man with moobs ;) Wanna join me? :D

Shysmum, i'm trying to find OP's mentioned man in real life! Didn't believe such beautiful men exsisted! But they do and they are all doing road works! :eek: I'm off to find one :D
 
Oi :mad: i am trying to lose weight doncha know :mad: at least my OH thinks i'm a great catch :o and io prefers to be fugly rather than plain old ugly thankyou
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