FMM - Look What You Have Done To Me

Theresa_F

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Dear FMM

Please stop telling my mum how great showing is. She took onboard the Dress Circle stuff and not only has she removed all my hair - she has now put me in this bloody thing!

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She is now muttering away to herself and peeing her pants as she is entering me for something called Herts County and thinking about the Essex one too.

Please tell her I should be hairy and covered in mud to get the best results.

Cairo keeps laughing at me and won't groom me in my new body bag.

Yours sincerely

Chancer
 
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Hi Chancer, you clever little pony. It hasnt taken you long to realise that you can still muddy up your feet

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Don't the daft woman is designing legs bags with the evil consort from Tailgator.
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She already makes me wear mane bags and a tail bag - I don't know why she just doesn't put me in one huge bag before letting me out. At least she put a tail bag on Cairo too - gives me something to grab him by when chasing him.
 
I'm sorry I've just wet myself laughing!!!

You'll have to let me know what day you are at Herts County so I can take a break from parking all the lorries and come and say hello!!!
 
Just look for the small fat bleary eyed woman leading a beautiful gypsy cob in a batman outfit! Apparently my class is the coloured youngstock at 8 am Saturday. That will teach her to abuse me.
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She will be the one stuck with a white/yellow bates trailer and a wheel spinning red car in the gateway. Apparently the mud there is legendary.
 
Yep can be! We always have at least 3 tractors on standby to pull people out (or sometimes in)! Although to be fair they've laid a tarmac road down half the field to help divers and it works quite well.

We'll be on the gate from about 5am so I'm sure we won't miss you.
 
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