bumper
Well-Known Member
THE most fabulous "show and tell ever"!
I found half a human thumb in a bale of shredded hemp bedding. It had been dried and looked like a shiny coloured stone. I contacted the manufacturer who said 'Oh yes that would be our production managers, he had a mishap with a machine a few weeks ago' He sent a driver with a gift of a van full of bedding to collect the thumb! My children then aged 7 and 9 had their friends home from school to see the severed thumb!!!
I found half a human thumb in a bale of shredded hemp bedding. It had been dried and looked like a shiny coloured stone. I contacted the manufacturer who said 'Oh yes that would be our production managers, he had a mishap with a machine a few weeks ago' He sent a driver with a gift of a van full of bedding to collect the thumb! My children then aged 7 and 9 had their friends home from school to see the severed thumb!!!
I once found half a Jack Russell in the hay.
Is that a joke?
oh god that is sooo funny! the poor man!
reminds me of when i was a student working in a sandwich bar, the boy i worked with sliced the very top of his finger and nail off and we never found it , we think it went in a ham and coleslaw sandwich!!
I have just put my OH off his cheese on toast reading this one and the thumb one!!!!( result! )