Free to good......well actually ........any home!

[Cowpony]

Two teenage boys. 1 x 18 year old going on 14. 1 x 16 year old goth, has just discovered alcohol and swearing. Problems compounded by 2 weeks out of work on school holidays and laptop currently residing at PC World for repairs. Experienced home only. Must be gone tomorrow.

 

[D66]

Two teenage boys. 1 x 18 year old going on 14. 1 x 16 year old goth, has just discovered alcohol and swearing. Problems compounded by 2 weeks out of work on school holidays and laptop currently residing at PC World for repairs. Experienced home only. Must be gone tomorrow.

I'd reduce their feed ration and up the exercise.

 

[Cowpony]

Lol

Reducing rations isn't possible. They eat their bodyweight every day and graze from the fridge.

 

[numptynoelle]

Two teenage boys. 1 x 18 year old going on 14. 1 x 16 year old goth, has just discovered alcohol and swearing. Problems compounded by 2 weeks out of work on school holidays and laptop currently residing at PC World for repairs. Experienced home only. Must be gone tomorrow.

I'd try RigCalm and a twitch :wink3:

 

[D66]

I'd try RigCalm and a twitch :wink3:

Rofl

 

[Leo Walker]

I'd try RigCalm and a twitch :wink3:

Definitely rigcalm, no heating feeds, magnesium, a Dually not a twitch and lots and lots and LOTS of exercise!

 

[Cowpony]

Love this! Will definitely try a twitch. Hmmm...rigcalm...Well they are stallions.......

 

[ChesnutsRoasting]

Geld them. It's never too late.

 

[Cowpony]

 

[Lintel]

Oh dear.

I'd turn out and leave to mature.

 

[Cowpony]

Oh dear.

I'd turn out and leave to mature.

Now that's a good idea!

 

[Sarah W]

Send them away to a IH trainer. Then Parelli. Move house, leave no forwarding address...

 

[YorksG]

Oh dear.

I'd turn out and leave to mature.

The trouble with this is that Human males never do mature

 

[Auslander]

Would you like a 17year old to fill the gap? Doesn't drink or swear, but communicates mostly in grunts, and has a PS4 controller surgically atttached to his hands. Hasnt spoken to me for about 3 weeks, except to grumble when I pull the plug on the console!

I've told him he's poo picking tomorrow, whether he likes it or not. The look I got nearly burnt my eyebrows off

 

[Cowpony]

Would you like a 17year old to fill the gap? Doesn't drink or swear, but communicates mostly in grunts, and has a PS4 controller surgically atttached to his hands. Hasnt spoken to me for about 3 weeks, except to grumble when I pull the plug on the console!

I've told him he's poo picking tomorrow, whether he likes it or not. The look I got nearly burnt my eyebrows off

Auslander we're in Berkshire too, so could probably achieve a swap....on the basis that they listen to adults who aren't their parents this might work....??

 

[SadKen]

If you can't do anything with the older one, find some poor quality females and offer free breeding. That'll fix it. <cackle>

 

[Auslander]

Auslander we're in Berkshire too, so could probably achieve a swap....on the basis that they listen to adults who aren't their parents this might work....??

Or we could set up a halfway house...

 

[Tobiano]

stop hard feed immediately. Increase exercise. Turn out 24/7.

Also administer large quanties of alcohol. (To yourself).

One or both of these remedies should work

 

[OldNag]

I would turn away, with muzzles.

 

[Cowpony]

stop hard feed immediately. Increase exercise. Turn out 24/7.

Also administer large quanties of alcohol. (To yourself).

One or both of these remedies should work

Yep, already administering copious quantities of wine!

 

[Cowpony]

Or we could set up a halfway house...

Ooh yes! An asylum for teenagers. Not allowed out until they are capable of civilised communication. That's probably called a boarding school isn't it?

 

[Auslander]

Ooh yes! An asylum for teenagers. Not allowed out until they are capable of civilised communication. That's probably called a boarding school isn't it?

The more I think about it, the more I love the idea. A sweaty fetid pit filled with monosyllabic examples of Britains Finest. We could post food through the catflap occasionally

 

[Cowpony]

 

[Echo Bravo]

NO! NO! NO! Drug them take them miles away from where they live, makes sure they have a backpack of clean undies and snacks take away their phones a little cash and a map how to get home and see how long it takes them, you could always put a tracker device on them so you know how close they are getting before you move home.

 

[honetpot]

Could we not just turn them out in the New Forest, any handy national park, or unlucky farmers field to be fed by strangers and then round them up when they mature and can do a days work and perhaps find them a new home or they can pay us board. But at 25 mine still has problems keeping a tidy stable but has always managed to find forage.

 

[Cowpony]

Not sure they regard clean undies as essential from current observation....:-(

 

[Echo Bravo]

OH! YUK! Even when I was that age I needed clean undies had to wash them myself as my mother only did two washes a week, gross and I'm 66. But just pack dirty undies not washed for several days (shudder) and see how they manage

 

[Cowpony]

EB I'm assuming you are female? Teenage boys and clean undies don't necessarily coincide. Even though I tell them girls don't like boys who smell.

 

[Auslander]

EB I'm assuming you are female? Teenage boys and clean undies don't necessarily coincide. Even though I tell them girls don't like boys who smell.

I've tried that line too. He said "Pheromones Mum. The chicks dig them"

 

[numptynoelle]

I've tried that line too. He said "Pheromones Mum. The chicks dig them"

Tell him chicks dig muck heaps too, they just don't want to date them :wink3: