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CorvusCorax

CorvusCorax

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Inspired by a text I just received, please share your embarrassing and inappropriate conversations about dogs which sounded much ruder than they were supposed to be.

This evening's classic.....
Friend who really shouldn't use predictive text: 'Have you got spare magic for the magic balls'
After saying to friend that I hoped they meant 'magnets' and 'magnetic' I lost the moral high ground by replying: 'I do have a spare set but the rubber came off'.
Sigh.


Same friend also once said: 'Come to the back of my van and I'll show you these orange balls I was telling you about'

Edited to add the time I tried to buy a bite pillow when my dog was a pup....that isn't a search I'm going to enter into Google ever again.

I'm sure I'll think of more later but please reassure me that I'm not alone!!
 
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This one was kittens on fb the other day

'rehoming due to unexpected circumcision in our home' :eek3:

:D :D
 
Trying to establish which orifice a dog is experiencing problems with when speaking to a client who is very hard of hearing and ending up bellowing 'IS IT HER VULVA OR HER BOTTOM' three, maybe four times in front of a packed waiting room. Still haven't lived that one down. Trying to talk someone through detecting whether their dog had two descended testicles was another comedy moment, with my poor colleague uttering the phrase 'have you tried rolling them between finger and thumb?'

Sled dog meets can look a bit dodgy also, strange looking folk prowling the forestry at night in groups of battered vans. One race gave out 'I dogged in the new year' commemorative t-shirts.
 
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