funniest sayings

[alfiesmum]

i have just heard the funniest saying i think i have ever heard

' it goes up and down like a fiddlers elbow'

i think its hilarious

anybody got any others to share??

 

[Kokopelli]

That horse goes like s*** off a shovel!

 

[lh1975]

In and out like f*rt in a colander!

Sat there like piffy on a rock bun..!

And when someone calls a spade an f'ing shovel (meaning they're down to earth)

 

[Show Girl]

Up & down like a whores draws

 

[tallyho!]

That horse goes like s*** off a shovel!

Oh! I thought it was "goes like S*** off a stick"!! Must be regional diffreneces