Gertie's Guide to Dressage Success

MerryMaker

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Hi Everyone,

I'm Gertie and mummy thinks I'm a dressage star! But there are a few pointers I'd like to share with my other fellow pony friends to help them acheive success in the show ring and wow the judges;

1- When warming up, I like to lull mummy into a false sense of security. I pretty much do what I'm told at all the right times. However, I have to keep her on her toes as she can get a bit cocky, so a HUGE shy and a daddy-sized buck when going past a darker blade of grass can often help.

2- You have to intimidate the other horses which can be done in many ways. I like to pirouette in canter when they come too close, just to remind them I'm brilliant. Again, this wakes my mummy up if she's too relaxed.

3-When you're in the ring, you have to catch the judges eye. I do this by going NEIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEIIIIGHHHHHH RAWRRRRRRRRR.

4- When you have their attention, you then have to impress them with your movement. Although I'm not an arab, I find their trick of putting my tail right up and flaring my nostrils quite effective whilst piaffing and passaging.

5- Centre Line is rather boring as all you have to do is "proceed in collected canter" so I decided to liven the move up by doing a big rear AND a buck at the same time when moving on from halt.

6- Halt is also a bit of a boring move so this can be livened up by a bit of piaffe, which never fails to impress the judges.

If you're lucky, you might get a comment like mummy did at her competition this weekend

"Well, your hrose certainly makes the spanish riding school look boring!"

I hasten to add, I was (almost) impeccable in the warm up arena, and I was purely feeling "well"! No judges were harmed during my research, except one who had possible heart failure.
 
Hee hee!!! Love it when you get a judge with a sense of humour!!

not sure I'll ever do a test with any of those moves in - although, I think mine does a few of those movements when he sees said different coloured blades of grass.

Please don't encourage mine to neigh - he does it waaaaay too much already
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She is hehe I love her to bits really! I can hardly blame her, she'd been on the lorry since 9am as a friends test was earlier, and we weren't on til 2. I have to say she warmed up AMAZINGLY and had stood on the lorry quiet as a mouse (3 yearsa go we couldn't even get her near one!) so I wasn't at all cross, just a little peeved she couldn't have held it together in the test! hehe bless her
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