Chico Mio
Antedeluvian
Son and I have just spent the best part of an hour rounding up my two hooligans from the village
FB had spent the whole morning yelling at the neighbour to the left's new mare and foal with her hooting back at him, bored of this my two then made a break for it. Fortunately they had just headed for the neighbours hay field and were busy stuffing themselves. As luck would have it, my other neighbour's elderly mother (read nosy old bag) who marches up and down the road all day was on my doorstep within minutes of the escape to tell me - hampered somewhat by the fact that my doorbell isn't working.
Anyway, we go headcollars and ropes in hand to catch them. MoM no problem a bit of side stepping and then surrender. FB !!! Well, did the big, 'Aren't I beautiful?' trot up and down just out of reach for about five minutes until he realises we've already got her, so he gave up. Back to the field we go, can't see a break in the electric fence so I assume they have jumped out. We set about raising the tape where I think they've jumped and while we are doing this FB is standing right behind us but MoM has wimbled off....and stuck her nose under the top wire......and then just kept going
Of course the wire is off because we are touching it so she just walked out under the wire!!! She made off to the field next door! FB is now going wild because she's out - and eating NICE grass. So I have to put a rope back on him, take him over to her, put a rope back on her and give both horses to my son to hold while they graze - once they can eat they are good as gold..
Meanwhile I'm frantically fixing another lower line round the paddock and clearing all the weeds from touching it. Eventually we get them back in and leave them to go and get some hay to keep them quiet (their paddock is seriously bald) on the way we are ambushed by nosy neighbour who wants to engage us in conversation about last night's calving at their place and all the while I can hear FB kicking off again! We had to sidle off at high speed to our hay stack, nodding and 'umming' and 'oooing' as we went. So they are now up there with some hay and I am nervously checking out the window every five minutes. Problem is MoM has no shoes and my energiser is not hugely powerful so she doesn't get much of a belt off it and just bulldozes through - I think I will be investing in a more powerful one....
All because we moved them from the tasty field that they have eaten down to the dirt and put them back in their scrub paddock to let the other one recuperate.
I'm shattered.
Anyway, we go headcollars and ropes in hand to catch them. MoM no problem a bit of side stepping and then surrender. FB !!! Well, did the big, 'Aren't I beautiful?' trot up and down just out of reach for about five minutes until he realises we've already got her, so he gave up. Back to the field we go, can't see a break in the electric fence so I assume they have jumped out. We set about raising the tape where I think they've jumped and while we are doing this FB is standing right behind us but MoM has wimbled off....and stuck her nose under the top wire......and then just kept going
Meanwhile I'm frantically fixing another lower line round the paddock and clearing all the weeds from touching it. Eventually we get them back in and leave them to go and get some hay to keep them quiet (their paddock is seriously bald) on the way we are ambushed by nosy neighbour who wants to engage us in conversation about last night's calving at their place and all the while I can hear FB kicking off again! We had to sidle off at high speed to our hay stack, nodding and 'umming' and 'oooing' as we went. So they are now up there with some hay and I am nervously checking out the window every five minutes. Problem is MoM has no shoes and my energiser is not hugely powerful so she doesn't get much of a belt off it and just bulldozes through - I think I will be investing in a more powerful one....
All because we moved them from the tasty field that they have eaten down to the dirt and put them back in their scrub paddock to let the other one recuperate.
I'm shattered.