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iv ben ridin now for nrly 2 yrars and i hav desided that i wnt too buy a hors.

i;m 5ft 3 n i normaly ride a horse thats 15.2. wot higt horse do u guys think i shd buy? an wht age?

wht thingz r most imptnt? when u r lokin for a hors? whn u by a hors cna u get somrhg like a garantee or warante for it. in case it is nt a gd hors.
 
I am guessing this is a joke post???

Horses don't tend to come with guarantees, unless they are made of wood that is.

Horse height is very subjective, weight is more an influence on what size horse you can ride in my opinion.

What to look for in a horse? Soundness (both mental and physical), the ability to cope with what you are going to expect said horse to do (dressage, x-country etc.), and I always tend to look for a kind eye.

I struggle to read text type so may not have understood your post entirely.
 
i m 5 8 and I rid a 16 hand hors, mostly i think that its mur 2 do wiv the bridal u use, a bubble bit 2 is gud 4 breaks.

yungsters r best cos then u can brake dem urself i got my mate wayne to help me cos he's fat and they cant buck u off if u r fat so i make them well gud riddern hors.
 
team barney said:
I am guessing this is a joke post???

Horses don't tend to come with guarantees, unless they are made of wood that is.

Horse height is very subjective, weight is more an influence on what size horse you can ride in my opinion.

What to look for in a horse? Soundness (both mental and physical), the ability to cope with what you are going to expect said horse to do (dressage, x-country etc.), and I always tend to look for a kind eye.

I struggle to read text type so may not have understood your post entirely.
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ur advise is v good dezpijt my rubbish tiping.

dis thred is related too one the other day about spelling etc. :)
 
On facebook there's a group for local horse riders near me, someposted that they are a novie ridder looking for a horse and they don't mind what bread it is!

I have to bit my tongue to stop myself correcting everyone's horrendous spelling!
 
Dizzle said:
On facebook there's a group for local horse riders near me, someposted that they are a novie ridder looking for a horse and they don't mind what bread it is!

I have to bit my tongue to stop myself correcting everyone's horrendous spelling!
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^^^ This did make me laugh, partly because I wondered if the poster wanted a horse like Hovis, and partly because of your own typo!
 
Thanks everyone,this made me laugh...............
Although I do think the OP should have perhaps slipped in the fact that she is '5'3" and ways bout twenny for stone theirfor is youzed to braking hosses.'
 
I hav a gud hors u can by. He is 14.4 and i way 21 ston n he carrys me ok innit. An u can die him diferent collas if u want.

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Dizzle said:
i m 5 8 and I rid a 16 hand hors, mostly i think that its mur 2 do wiv the bridal u use, a bubble bit 2 is gud 4 breaks.

yungsters r best cos then u can brake dem urself i got my mate wayne to help me cos he's fat and they cant buck u off if u r fat so i make them well gud riddern hors.
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LMAO FANTASTIC!!!!!!! :D in all seriousness... this is a very good point. You can also use draw reins and bale twine to tie it into an outline, it will make the horse submit to said fat man :) x
 
I think this thread is well sapid. It made me larf.



PS you might have to look up sapid - I did.:cool:

PPS apologies to the HHOer who gets annoyed at peeps using the wrong length dashes - I've only got one option on my keyboard. I do now know that I should be using the longest one and promise to feel bad every time I misuse it.:(

PPPS Nice pink mane. Mine only manages to stain her mane pooh colour.
 
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sheep said:
I wood love too by you're horse.


wood it be ok if i keep him in my garden??????


ETA: does he come with a garranty?
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He can liv in you're gardin if U hav no gras cos hes alerjic to gras. It makes smely brown stuf cum out his bumhol. He likes eetin roast diners and stuf.

I borght him with a 10,000 mile garranty and my pedomiter sez he has only dun 2 milez so yeah he has a garranty.

Wat colla do U want? I wil swop him 4 a westlif CD?
 
biccie1 said:
He can liv in you're gardin if U hav no gras cos hes alerjic to gras. It makes smely brown stuf cum out his bumhol. He likes eetin roast diners and stuf.

I borght him with a 10,000 mile garranty and my pedomiter sez he has only dun 2 milez so yeah he has a garranty.

Wat colla do U want? I wil swop him 4 a westlif CD?
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No grass, jst loads've weird berry trees!!! O and sum nice yellow flowers.

I dnt hav a westlif cd but theirs a copy of bend it like beckham in mi room if u want dat???
 
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