hack today, saintly to scary!! not all drivers are bad...

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went out for a long hack today with my relatively new horse Charlie, whom I have been regaining some lost confidence with...

I got on using my plastic step thingy as always,and he stood for me, what a good lad! :D As I asked him to walk on I thought - why is he walking like he has stringhalt, throwing his head about and what is that clattering ??? The wee soul had somehow put his hind leg through the step and it was stuck on his leg :o :o :o I admit I panicked as I anticipated the carnage that might be about to ensue... kicked my feet free from the stirrups and jumped off pronto. Took the step from off his leg and bless his heart, he didnt react or do a thing! That could have been soooo nasty, and I havent had a horse to date that wouldnt have freaked, bolted/panicked had that happened to them.

So off we went on our hack - the roads round us are usually really quiet but we met a small lorry not far from home. Like a removal van type thing. There was a gateway for us to pull into and he stood like a good boy as it went past :)

All was well and we had our first proper flat out gallop :D and cantered round part of the tracks I use for XC training and he felt fab :D

Then as we were going along the main road, a huge lorry approached us with a queue of cars behind it. It was huge, like a big cattle lorry but with flappy sides, and its headlights were on. Poor Charlie stopped and I just felt him go, 'no mum, this is too much' I waved to the driver, who thankfully, slowed right down - but by this time C was refusing to go forwards and was genuinely scared. The driver, bless him, stopped the lorry and waited for me.... and I tired again to make him walk past, but we ended up going backwards across the road :-[ The driver then turned off his engine (what a star!) but C was having none if it - thankfully there was an entrance into a field of barley on the opposite side of the road and I signalled to him that I would go in there. Once in the gateway he I turned him round so he was facing the road and he stood and watched the lorry as it moved off. The people in the queue of cars behind were all goggling at us and pointing as they went past, oh the shame! After the road was clear again we carried on...... and I had the realisation that I wasnt feeling any nerves!! That I had dealt with it without bricking it :D thank goodness for that driver - had he not been so considerate and steamed on past i dread to think! i waved and mouthed thank you at him profusely.

On the way home we met a combine harvester - ok, it was parked with noone in it. I took it as a chance to do some positive work with him and i think this shows how my confidence is coming back as I pushed him closer and closer, circling round it, until we got this :D anyone listening would have thought i was mad ::) the conversation went along the lines of; "ooh lets go and say hello to Mr CombineHarvester! Hello Mr CombineHarvester! Isnt he smart Charlie? Isnt he handsome? Look at his lovely shiney green paint!! Iwonder if he would like to be your friend?":D

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What a clever boy! You did great with the large lorry, sometimes it's worth thinking about safety rather than rushing and getting all upset and the photo with the combine is brilliant!
 
So you were even brave enough to take your hand off the rein and take a piccy. A combine went past the yard last night just after monkeybum had taken L out - one worried mum. Happily missed it - tractor and trailer were fine but one very dangerous horse eating roadsign!
 
yes well done for a positive hack out. A big thumbs up to the lorry driver too, it makes a huge difference when they are patient and thoughtful like that. I dont know what was happening in our village last weekend but on my quiet Sunday morning hack I had 4 heavy plant lorries come past me in the space of half an hour. Every single driver, stopped, waited for me to get a little way past, then pulled away, not only that but i got a cheery "thats OK love" in response to my thanks. I also have conversations with Che about various things that crop up, last week it was a sheet of loft insulation that for some reason was hiding in the ditch waiting to ambush him :) I'm sure I must be known locally as "that mad woman who talks to her horse"!
 
Bwah ha ha!! PMSL at 'Mr CombineHarvester'!!! I used to have to do that with my mare! We met:
Mr Tractor
Mr Dressage Judge's Caravan
Mr Big Haylege Bale
Mr Skip

We made friends with everyone except Mr Tractor...
 
My stock song for anything that is considered a horse eating monster;

Sung to the tune of Bob the Builder....ahem...

Its a Tractor, its a tractor
will it kill us
NO IT WON't

Obviously you can insert whatever the possible horse killing item is I have used Tractor only as an example.
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Glad to see I am not the only lunatic on here
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My stock song for anything that is considered a horse eating monster;

Sung to the tune of Bob the Builder....ahem...

Its a Tractor, its a tractor
will it kill us
NO IT WON't

Obviously you can insert whatever the possible horse killing item is I have used Tractor only as an example.
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Glad to see I am not the only lunatic on here
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ahhahahaha! now i have a new song to sing! - when i get funny looks from passersby i will say 'oi, dont look at me! its all the fault of that there chavhorse on H&H dontchaknow!':D
 
Well done :D You did really well and what a fab lorry driver, most professional drivers are courteous, but it was good of him to go that extra step for you both :)

I love the fact that all "scary" things are referred to as Mister !! LOL

We have our personal demon,

Mr Tree Stump.... my mare totally believes it a horse eating monster in the hedge :/

One day we WILL go past without spooking !!
 
Thanks! and it really works because as you get to the "NO IT WON'T" bit you tend to naturally push on
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The only funny looks I get are from my poor long suffering instructor who gets treated to the various versions of this during my lessons (especially as we have now moved from the small school into the "ohhhh its really big, and there's a canal with ruddy ducks on it, and oh my god a flapping sun lounger and BARRELLS and what the hell is that mirror doing there school") for our lessons, last night Vardi had the added trauma of two other horses in there with him and still being expected to concentrate.

Last night I gave rendition of;

Its a Ducky its a Ducky
will it kill us
NO IT WON't

My highlight was having 2 Dutch people who have never heard of Bob the Builder humming it for the rest of the evening
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Brilliant! Well done for coping so well with Mr lorry and Mr combine! As previously mentioned, professional drivers are normally very considerate of us horseriders, thankfully! I am glad to hear I am not the only one who sings about scary things - people round here think I am mad, but I don't care - my pony likes it (I think LOL)
 
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