seabiscuit
Well-Known Member
So at 11.30 pm last night Mum had this call from this very wierd sounding guy... convo goes like this...
'Hello, I'm ringing up about your horse, can you tell me a bit about him?'
Yes he is an asbolutely beautifull horse, what do you want to do with the horse?
'What?'
Do you want to do dressage, showjumping, or cross country?
Long pause...
'Well, I like to dress up, yes.'
Ok. Well. He's a super mover.
'Really?Im sure you are as well, it goes together'! Does he mind being touched all over?'
Umm. Ok yes,. ( should have put phone down at this point)
'Does it come from gypsies?'
No I think not.
' How much are you asking for him'?
Five thousand.
'Well I'd like to offer you ten thousand. You see I've just had an inheritance and the money is burning a hole in my crotch.'
Guy then proceeds to give name, phone number and says dont use that name when you phone me as its my girlfriends phone...ask for someone else..
Jeez!
'Hello, I'm ringing up about your horse, can you tell me a bit about him?'
Yes he is an asbolutely beautifull horse, what do you want to do with the horse?
'What?'
Do you want to do dressage, showjumping, or cross country?
Long pause...
'Well, I like to dress up, yes.'
Ok. Well. He's a super mover.
'Really?Im sure you are as well, it goes together'! Does he mind being touched all over?'
Umm. Ok yes,. ( should have put phone down at this point)
'Does it come from gypsies?'
No I think not.
' How much are you asking for him'?
Five thousand.
'Well I'd like to offer you ten thousand. You see I've just had an inheritance and the money is burning a hole in my crotch.'
Guy then proceeds to give name, phone number and says dont use that name when you phone me as its my girlfriends phone...ask for someone else..
Jeez!
