Half baked? :D

[Festivepony]

I've just been looking at horse for sale ads and found one described as "part bread". Is that the same thing as half baked?

also saw several "out of" stallions. how does that work?

 

[Silvermiyazawa]

I saw a lovely ad once for "brewed mares"

 

[Festivepony]

I saw a lovely ad once for "brewed mares"

There was another who "should be easy to brake".

 

[Elvis]

'Emancipated' instead of 'emaciated' is still my personal fav.

 

[ridefast]

I hate "out of" stallions. It's BY a stallion, it's OUT OF a mare!! Arg!!!

 

[ChestnutTinker]

It's almost as bad as an advert I once found on Dragon Driving - ''Mare and fowl'' ...

 

[Goldenstar]

It's almost as bad as an advert I once found on Dragon Driving - ''Mare and fowl'' ...

It probally was a mare and a chicken !

 

[hnmisty]

There was a preloved advert a few months a go for a "genital giant"

 

[Festivepony]

There was a preloved advert a few months a go for a "genital giant"

i remember that. It's definitely one of the best ever.

 

[lelly]

Great, that made me laugh. .

 

[Shooting Star]

There was a "screwball horse" for sale on preloved last week!

 

[Arizahn]

There was a "screwball horse" for sale on preloved last week!

Now, now, the seller may have been being honest!

 

[Megibo]

Lmfao!

 

[Dunlin]

Some good ones on here but the worst and actually quite sad really I have seen was the "Retired Heavy Horse For Sale" that I saw advertised locally a few months ago, we inquired as we were thinking of a companion and what we were told was quite simply the heavy horse was a 4 yr old Welsh D mare that was very very very fat (i.e heavy) and retired because she was a) so massively fat and b) had shocking feet. My dreams of owning a Shire or Percheron were gone! I did follow up my first call a while later and was told she had gone to a good home so I hope that's the case.

A giggle was on Dragon Driving ages ago there was a "spotty botty" which was, as the advert told you, a special type of Appaloosa which had, well, a spotty botty!