Thistle
Well-Known Member
>> Used purple pony halter - $600 (Belleville)
>>
>> I have a used bright purple pony halter for sale. Adjustable and in
>> fairly
>> good condition.
>>
>> A pony will be included with the halter. I currently call this pony
>> "Juicy"
>> although he goes by many other names as well, depending on my mood and
>> his
>> behavior.
>>
>> This pony is just waiting to become someone's little dream pony.
>>
>> This 12.2 hand, 7 yr old pony is fantastic, if you are into the type of
>> equine that is is constantly invading your space/vehicle, etc.
>>
>> He believes he needs to be everywhere you need to be, especially when
>> food
>> is present.
>>
>> He is in great shape, if you consider round a shape.
>>
>> He never met a horse trailer he didn't like and climbs in them every
>> chance
>> he gets, whereupon he immediately puts his feet up on the manger so he
>> can
>> look out the window. He made it halfway in the back of my car the other
>> day
>> before I noticed and sped off.
>>
>> He LOVES little kids, especially little kids with treats. He will eat
>> them.
>> (the kids, not the treats) Just kidding.
>>
>> This pony has been worked over 2'6" jumps and lunged over 3'3" jumps.
>> However, he likes jumping my 4 ft. pasture gates the best.
>>
>> He could absolutely be someone (else's) dream pony.
>>
>> He's very affectionate, both with people(especially women) and
>> horses(especially mares). This little guy is the neighborhood gigolo. By
>> affectionate, I mean he will have no issue invading your personal
>> space/private parts, if you know what I mean. He sticks his nose wherever
>> he
>> wants. With mares, he is lucky he is quick because he will mount mares,
>> even
>> the ones who have "a headache." He is not at all discriminating, although
>> I've noticed he likes the fuller figured gals. His absolute favorite is
>> mounting a mare while a woman is on the mare. Ask my friend Lisa, I'm
>> sure
>> she considered that a good time.
>>
>> And when rejected? You can see that he is clearly thinking that the
>> female
>> is merely playing hard to get. This just makes him more determined.
>>
>> This porky little guy very much thinks that he's got what the ladies
>> want,
>> even if they don't know it yet. He reminds me of the little guy at the
>> bar
>> who hits on everybody, whom you practically have to blow an air horn in
>> his
>> face to get rid of.
>>
>> This pony has been on television, which probably adds to his ego trip.
>>
>> He could be the perfect little dream pony(for someone else).
>>
>> He walks/trots/canters/jumps, takes trips to the mailbox and to check the
>> waters, goes trail riding, swims, poses on stripper poles(ask me), tests
>> your trailer floor weight limits, tests your trailer emergency walk
>> through
>> doors, taste tests anything and everything, steals food from blind
>> horses,
>> tried to mount my dog(it is a big dog), stands tied patiently to the
>> swing
>> set while my son swings, loves to roll in the sand box, allows little
>> kids
>> to mount him from lawn chairs, buckets, swingsets, clubhouses, ladders,
>> gates, side of the trailer and anywhere else, pulls little kids on sleds
>> in
>> the snow, tries to decapitate adults by running them under arena
>> railings,
>> and so much more.
>>
>> Did I mention that he could be the perfect little dream pony(for someone
>> else)?
>>
>> "Juicy" is also a fantastic workout companion. I think I've lost at least
>> 15
>> lbs since I've had him. I've never run so much in my life, either after
>> him
>> or from him. Though his little flabby butt cheeks closely resemble two
>> pigs
>> fighting under a blanket, he got me in wonderful shape.
>>
>> I firmly believe he's a dream pony (someone's else's dream, that is).
>>
>> Call me if you want a used purple halter and are a glutton for
>> punishment.
>>
>> 734-218-0654
>>
>> Location: Belleville
>> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
>> interests
>>
>> I have a used bright purple pony halter for sale. Adjustable and in
>> fairly
>> good condition.
>>
>> A pony will be included with the halter. I currently call this pony
>> "Juicy"
>> although he goes by many other names as well, depending on my mood and
>> his
>> behavior.
>>
>> This pony is just waiting to become someone's little dream pony.
>>
>> This 12.2 hand, 7 yr old pony is fantastic, if you are into the type of
>> equine that is is constantly invading your space/vehicle, etc.
>>
>> He believes he needs to be everywhere you need to be, especially when
>> food
>> is present.
>>
>> He is in great shape, if you consider round a shape.
>>
>> He never met a horse trailer he didn't like and climbs in them every
>> chance
>> he gets, whereupon he immediately puts his feet up on the manger so he
>> can
>> look out the window. He made it halfway in the back of my car the other
>> day
>> before I noticed and sped off.
>>
>> He LOVES little kids, especially little kids with treats. He will eat
>> them.
>> (the kids, not the treats) Just kidding.
>>
>> This pony has been worked over 2'6" jumps and lunged over 3'3" jumps.
>> However, he likes jumping my 4 ft. pasture gates the best.
>>
>> He could absolutely be someone (else's) dream pony.
>>
>> He's very affectionate, both with people(especially women) and
>> horses(especially mares). This little guy is the neighborhood gigolo. By
>> affectionate, I mean he will have no issue invading your personal
>> space/private parts, if you know what I mean. He sticks his nose wherever
>> he
>> wants. With mares, he is lucky he is quick because he will mount mares,
>> even
>> the ones who have "a headache." He is not at all discriminating, although
>> I've noticed he likes the fuller figured gals. His absolute favorite is
>> mounting a mare while a woman is on the mare. Ask my friend Lisa, I'm
>> sure
>> she considered that a good time.
>>
>> And when rejected? You can see that he is clearly thinking that the
>> female
>> is merely playing hard to get. This just makes him more determined.
>>
>> This porky little guy very much thinks that he's got what the ladies
>> want,
>> even if they don't know it yet. He reminds me of the little guy at the
>> bar
>> who hits on everybody, whom you practically have to blow an air horn in
>> his
>> face to get rid of.
>>
>> This pony has been on television, which probably adds to his ego trip.
>>
>> He could be the perfect little dream pony(for someone else).
>>
>> He walks/trots/canters/jumps, takes trips to the mailbox and to check the
>> waters, goes trail riding, swims, poses on stripper poles(ask me), tests
>> your trailer floor weight limits, tests your trailer emergency walk
>> through
>> doors, taste tests anything and everything, steals food from blind
>> horses,
>> tried to mount my dog(it is a big dog), stands tied patiently to the
>> swing
>> set while my son swings, loves to roll in the sand box, allows little
>> kids
>> to mount him from lawn chairs, buckets, swingsets, clubhouses, ladders,
>> gates, side of the trailer and anywhere else, pulls little kids on sleds
>> in
>> the snow, tries to decapitate adults by running them under arena
>> railings,
>> and so much more.
>>
>> Did I mention that he could be the perfect little dream pony(for someone
>> else)?
>>
>> "Juicy" is also a fantastic workout companion. I think I've lost at least
>> 15
>> lbs since I've had him. I've never run so much in my life, either after
>> him
>> or from him. Though his little flabby butt cheeks closely resemble two
>> pigs
>> fighting under a blanket, he got me in wonderful shape.
>>
>> I firmly believe he's a dream pony (someone's else's dream, that is).
>>
>> Call me if you want a used purple halter and are a glutton for
>> punishment.
>>
>> 734-218-0654
>>
>> Location: Belleville
>> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
>> interests
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