I know lots about Horses as its all I ever hear about on the occasions when we go out with Madam Maxs friends Yawwwwn.
I have to seem interested at ALL times, agree that she needs new stuff even when the old stuff is still new LOL.
Worst of all I have to get up really early sometimes, and get dragged off all over the place before dawn and then pretend to know what happened in the show or dressage etc.