Help how do I reply to this & FAO Mianma

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Please help me compose a reply to this rather odd PM, from a user who has never posted/ :)


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a friend told me I should ask on the internet and i dont know where else to ask. my name is Lucas, I had a bet with my friends about after I watched the movie honey I shrunk the kids: please tell me what would happen and become of me, if it were possible, that my friends could shrink me to blueberry size, and our paint horse Max would swallow me after my friends would put me next to some other blueberrys in their hand and Max would gulp them down with me? I wanted to wear my blue speedo so I would look like a blueberry too for Max. I know of course a horse is a vegetarian so I told my friends I bet, that I could easily pass through Max without any harm to me. Max and I are also best friends and he would never do any harm to me. And I'm sure Max would help me to win the bet right? The only problem I see is, my friends would need to hold a bucket under Max when he lifts his tail a day later to save me from falling to the ground? A day later my friends would make a very stupid face then seeing that it worked. But maybe my swim trunks would be damaged through because I think swim pants are made out of plants? Plz oracle could you write step by step my journey through Max, so I would know what would happen and such till I had won the bet. First goin down, than that, I would be there, see that, ..., Max would lift his tail, my friends would need to find me, grow me back, and I would see their stupid faces that it worked and I won. Really hope therell be a shrink ray some day, it would be an easy way to get that money. hope you can help me!!
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Wow! Brilliant!

I would have a lot of fun responding to that. I never get PMs - and if I do they're never that inventive.... :)
 
You could start by suggesting that Max may have ulcers and need scoping.......? And perhaps he'd be better barefoot as well.....?
 
Well if you want to play, there's always the thread about the horsey nutters you come across? Personally I'd put them on UI/block them (if possible?) and move on, life's too short. :).
 
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