CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Hi everyone.
I think I am going on holiday tomorrow, apparently me and Wee Sis are off to stay with Uncle Danny.
Uncle Danny goes to our club, he has two dogs who are from the same place as my Dad, they speak in a funny language and get to do bitey stuff.
Maybe I'll be able to learn a new language while I'm there. Big Mum and Small Mum say they are going to somewhere called 'Arnica' or something.
The 'Chookey Enburr' people came this week. They only ever come to stay when it is raining. They keep a herd of young humans, who they dress in brightly coloured clothes and send out into the wilderness and wet weather for days on end.
I think it is quite cruel, but the kids leave their packed lunches all over the place when they are finished sleeping in their little huts and I like to find them and eat them all up.
We had some good walks this week. On Wednesday Small Mum came straight home and took us out without doing any jumps or games with me first. We had been stuck inside all morning and we were full of beans!
At one point, Small Mum had to have a lie down at the bottom of the big muddy ditch, she must have been exhausted and very hot to want to lie in the muddy water.
She called Wee Sister *CENSORED* and for the rest of the walk she said 'fug' quite a lot. I think it is her favourite word.
On Friday night Auntie O came over to drink some funny stuff with Small Mum. I call it funny stuff cause it makes them laugh at everything.
Sometimes they even bring me into the house to do funny stuff for them, they think it is hilarious when I jump up and down on Big Mum's bed and try to kill the people hiding inside the talky-picture-box in the living room.
Then after walkies yesterday Small Mum abandoned us to go and see her other pet, the big tall skinny one with the red fur.
Big Mum took me to club today and we did stays. It was much easier with Small Mum not there because she gets very stressy and I have to protect her from all the other dogs.
Wee Sister had to stay at home and take our visitors for a walk so I got the limelight for once, she is a bit of a swot.
So, that's it for this week, I hope someone starts without me next Sunday and for the next few weeks because we will be at Uncle Danny's and I don't think his foreign dogs will let us use the computer.
How was your week?
B
I think I am going on holiday tomorrow, apparently me and Wee Sis are off to stay with Uncle Danny.
Uncle Danny goes to our club, he has two dogs who are from the same place as my Dad, they speak in a funny language and get to do bitey stuff.
Maybe I'll be able to learn a new language while I'm there. Big Mum and Small Mum say they are going to somewhere called 'Arnica' or something.
The 'Chookey Enburr' people came this week. They only ever come to stay when it is raining. They keep a herd of young humans, who they dress in brightly coloured clothes and send out into the wilderness and wet weather for days on end.
I think it is quite cruel, but the kids leave their packed lunches all over the place when they are finished sleeping in their little huts and I like to find them and eat them all up.
We had some good walks this week. On Wednesday Small Mum came straight home and took us out without doing any jumps or games with me first. We had been stuck inside all morning and we were full of beans!
At one point, Small Mum had to have a lie down at the bottom of the big muddy ditch, she must have been exhausted and very hot to want to lie in the muddy water.
She called Wee Sister *CENSORED* and for the rest of the walk she said 'fug' quite a lot. I think it is her favourite word.
On Friday night Auntie O came over to drink some funny stuff with Small Mum. I call it funny stuff cause it makes them laugh at everything.
Sometimes they even bring me into the house to do funny stuff for them, they think it is hilarious when I jump up and down on Big Mum's bed and try to kill the people hiding inside the talky-picture-box in the living room.
Then after walkies yesterday Small Mum abandoned us to go and see her other pet, the big tall skinny one with the red fur.
Big Mum took me to club today and we did stays. It was much easier with Small Mum not there because she gets very stressy and I have to protect her from all the other dogs.
Wee Sister had to stay at home and take our visitors for a walk so I got the limelight for once, she is a bit of a swot.
So, that's it for this week, I hope someone starts without me next Sunday and for the next few weeks because we will be at Uncle Danny's and I don't think his foreign dogs will let us use the computer.
How was your week?
B