HHO Dogs Diary

[CorvusCorax]

Hiya

Hope you all had a good week!

Small Mum was away for a few days, somewhere called 'Scotland'. Yet again she took the ginger one, but not me or Wee Sister - so unfair!
Big Mum couldn't walk us very far because she hurt her hand. Small Mum said that she 'kebabbed herself on a kitchen knife' but I don't know what that means.

Small Mum came home last night and we went to club today.
She was listening to some awful music, it sounded like a human howling. She said it was by a Queen, but it sounded like a man to me!

The man who owns the 'dope' that was grumpy to me last week gave me lots of chicken when we arrived.
I thought this was a great idea, so I went around everyone at club, looking sweet, and they nearly all had something for me, excellent!

Now I have another dog to look at - it is a GSD like me, but it is white! How odd. The dope is well boring now.
My friend Kayla was there too - she has had an operation on her eye because she was silly and ran into a tree. I felt kind of guilty for binning her for the black babe from Germany so I gave her a massive snog.

I did obedience and agility but no bitey stuff because Small Mum said I was so embarrassing last week.
My human grandad was there and said he was very pleased with how I was doing. Then my human dad and my doggy sister arrived.
My doggy sister is well grumpy - I licked her nose and tried to play with her but she told me to bog off.
Her human is very small, even smaller than Small Mum - pretty tiny, really!

Then we came home and now I am knackered and off for a rest... zzzzzzzzz

What did you all get up to?

B

 

[Spudlet]

Hello

Well the boss has been back at work this week so it has all been quite boring and the boss has been getting all stressy trying to sort out the bank (apparently this is not the same as the bank I jump off to get to the river but is something quite different and not as much fun).

She was very happy when we went to vets and made me go on the scales AGAIN (yawn) she said I was so close to my target weight I could start having normal dog food again instead of special food for fatties, and the vet ladies were very pleased too and made a big fuss

Then on Saturday I knew something was up because the boss got up early and put the clothes she wears to go to work on instead of her weekend clothes. I thought we were going to the office but instead I was very excited to see we were going somewhere different, except when I got there I realised it smelt like dog shampoo and clean water, but before I could say anything the boss had handed me over to a lady and driven off in her car!

However the lady was very nice, and it was good to get a haircut because I was all hot and bothered. Other spaniels came in too so there were plenty of people to talk too.

Then the boss came back and she was all smiley... so maybe it was the fun kind of bank after all? We went home and then after the boss had put weekend clothes on we went to somewhere called Thetford Forest which was somewhere we have never been before, so we got lost and walked until even I was tired but it was fun

Then today we have been to Knettishall which is my FAVOURITE place in the whole world, and I have been swimming in the river loads!

The boss was a bit cross because we met a man that didn't like me very much so I tried to show him how extra friendly I was. The boss said this was not a good thing to do but I was only trying to help?

Apart from that I was very good though and came back every time she whistled so I got a little bit of her ice cream for being good

So a pretty good week!

 

[Oneofthepack]

Hi, Indie here! Not one to complain about the weather but it was a wee bit warm for me at the weekend. I started nagging mum to out at about 2pm on sunday even though I was dropping with the heat. She told me I was silly but I'm not that daft! She gave us all huge marrow bones to keep us occupied until it was cooler so RESULT

Alf's such a div! He didn't want to eat his bone straight away so he took it into the garden, covered it in grass clippings then stood over it growling while we all tucked into ours. Then when he'd given up guarding it I nicked it, so double result! Mum even washed the grass off it for me, just like mums do in the wild