HHO Dogs Diary

[CorvusCorax]

***sooo bored....still in the house.....still have a bucket on my head.....itchy willy.....borrriiiinng...oh! Eastenders is on!***

(Pushes laptop to Wee Sister)

Hallo!
I hope everyone had a lovely week.
Big Brother is still in the house all the time and his head is still missing. Poor thing. I still don't understand how he can speak and eat though?!

The lovely German girl has been mostly showing me off in public this week, she and her family took me to the place with the waterfalls, it has been a while since I have seen My Public. At least the German people appreciate how pretty I am.

I've hardly seen Lovely Mum this week and Cross Mum only took me for one walk and she was completely out of puff, what is wrong with everyone??!!

Today was club day and everyone told Cross Mum I was training very well. I was third when they timed the agility and I would have been first if I hadn't have been a bit scared to go in the Scary Dark Tunnel

what if it had messed up my hair?
Everybody at club thinks I am very pretty so I spent a long time lounging around, looking attractive.

It went a bit weird at the end - Cross Mum took me into the ring and a bloke called Mark kept waving a rag at me and slapping me around the face and body with it - is this some sort of new beauty treatment? I didn't like it so I hid behind Cross Mum and she called me 'windy' - maybe she means 'windswept'? Because I am quite striking looking - did I mention that?

This is the bit where Big Brother usually asks how your week was - I'm too busy, I'm off to powder my nose.

Ciao, Bella.

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Hi

Well my week has been a bit boring really - Mum says its 'back to normal' - whatever that means. I haven't had to go back to the dog doctors though - thats good as I don't like them sticking things in me. Mum says the magnet on my collar is working - I don't think it is as I haven't got any metal stuff stuck to me...........

Still its so good I can go walking with all my buddies again - back over the fields, in the brook, up the muck heap.....spaniel life is worth living again.

I did find this great new game this week though - when mum was out picking up poo (why doesn't she just me eat it?) in the big grey lumps field I was mooching around in the long grass when this baby bunny with really long ears and legs shot out the grass in front of me squeaking - I followed with my nose up his bum (what are you supposed to do when you get that close?) the yard cat was chasing me and then the big grey lump chased all of us out of his field!! Mum was laughing at all of us but I didn't think it was funny the babay bunny with the big ears got away and I didn't see where......

Anywhere have a good week - I need a nap now as my sister (black lab) will be here in a bit and we are going for another big walk so I need to be ready for it....

love

Sweep xxx

 

[Spudlet]

Henry here!

Well this week has been a bit boring, human has been a bit rubbish too. She went off to some loooong meetng on Tuesday so I went and kept the International Training team company - they were much nicer than my human so I am going to apply to become an International Dog of Mystery I think.

Now the human insists on putting drippy stuff into my ears all the time, it is really annoying. I keep wriggling but she is getting quite good at putting me in a headlock. In fact - here she comes again with the drippy stuff... RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

 

[mattilda]

Hi there Dexter here. I have not had a good week. Mum took me back tp the smelly place, put that thing on my nose so I couldn't maul the nab who keeps sticking things in me and made me all sleepy. When I woke up my leg was sore and man I was flying!!
Then my leg got really sore and I have to have these huge pink pills twice a day but my leg is much better now. Mum was great, she stayed up with me all night when I was poorly.
Sage and Matty couldn't care less and they can run around and play without me. Mum says I can have a little run around in a few days....can't wait.
Anyway gotta go can hear Mum rustling something in the kitchen....See ya!!

 

[buffy2]

Hi all,does any one know the number for the rspca,has i have not been for a walk for a week now,has the stupid human has broken her ankle,and im bored ,she is bored,and she even yelled at me when she was on them crutches and i pushed past.

 

[Spudlet]

I will text you the number of International Dog Rescue. What is your mobile number?

 

[Goya]

Well-------who starts first? beau, Jess or skye?
It must be Beau 'cos she's the top dog.
"I've had to put up with a STRANGER"in my home!!!

It's another girly and she is really pretty but I'm making sure she knows her place!

i'm not being nasty, just giving her a grumbling noise if she invades my space (or tries to sleep on MY bed!!!!)

All in all though she is learning fast and accepting that I am the boss(that is after Mum and dad of course."
love Beau

"Hi. It's Jess here. Now I like having a new girl around. I now have someone who will run and play. Don't get me wrong, I love Beau but she is a Lab after all and they are not known to be whizzy. I love being whizzy. :

Beau and I went play racing and fetching balls yesterday. I have to say I was just brilliant.

It was my silly Mum who let me go to early in one race so I had to run again and our team lost that race.

Still we came 2nd overall 'cos we won every other race..

I'm resting today (that is until Mum picks up those long black things which means its time to go out for another playtime)"

"Hi everyone. My name is Skye and its my first time on here. I've only been here a week and i think I like it. I am learning to keep away from that old Lab and i am playing with Jessy. Mind you I have a real job to get the ball from her. I'm just going to have to get quicker

I'm settling really well now and I am wagging my tail lots and lots.

I have yummy food and I eat it all up.

I went out with Dad yesterday and met lots of 4 legged big things that jumped over really big jumps. Lots of people made a fuss of me which I liked.I think I want to go and learn to get balls and to jump over jumps (but not as big as those big 4 legged creatures)
I love swimming and Mum has let me swim a few times now. She has to keep me on a long lead though as I like to swim really far out and she gets scared.
Anyway, sorry we are a bit long but there are 3 of us now."