HHO Dogs Diary

[CorvusCorax]

Hi everyone!

Hope you all had a good week. It is still really wet and soggy here.
There are still loads of bears (I think that is them? The fast furry things with the big ears?) around and I chased another one on Wednesday night. Small Mum was not amused!

She was away 'working' - yeah right - this week and she
came back on Friday night and took me on another bear hunt, er, I mean 'walk'.

On Saturday she was extra especially mean and gave me a bloody bath and then took me for a run. On the same day. Torture!!!
She has been letting me come in the house more often. I try and be very helpful and do things like bring her shoes or point out that the rugs should be in a different place, but she doesn't seem to appreciate it

Today was training club and I was extra especially awesome as usual.
I did some flirting with lovely Kayla and we did some special tests - a car went past beeping and trainer bloke Al opened and closed the door, then there was a ringy bike, then two people running and talking loudly to each other.
We had to walk past them all and not pay attention to them. Small Mum says this is hard for me because I am a 'nosy bugger', whatever that means

Then I had to walk round and round through a crowd of people without leaving Small Mum's side.
Well, why would I? None of the people in the crowd had ham

On the way home I rearranged Small Mum's car again. She got very shouty

but I just kept on going. She says I will be the next Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen. I don't know who he is, but Wee Sister says he is a funny man with long hair.
I don't understand

Well now I am awfully tired and will hit the kennel.
Tell me all about your week!
B

(That's me down there - the handsome grey one

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[Slinkyunicorn]

Hiya!!

Well I have been in my new home for two whole weeks now and it feels like I have been here forever

!! I get to go on lovely walks across the fields everyday - lots of those bear things to chase and bunnies and peasants - too much choice so I quite often end up not chasing anything as they all run off in different directions and by the time I decide what to chase they have buggered off!!

I keep eating the duck food - Mum says if I don't stop I'll start to quack!!

Two girls have appeared - apparently they are 'nices' - and they are fun

!! They built and assault course in the garden and made me and Sweep run round it!! I did big high jumps and Sweep did little ones 'cos he has only got little legs! Anyway apparently I'm in trianing for something called 'Horse & Hound' race at the yard show - I mean 'Whatever...'

I am absolutely knackered - apparently that is a good thing but I can hardly keep my eyes open!!

Smackos all round

Max xxx

Evening!!

Well the young whippersnapper is calming down - I have nearly got him trained up the way I want him!! Since he has moved in the pesky cat hasn't been seen much

- when he does I appear I chase him - I think that Max is a softy and would let him in without a fight and i can't have that. Mind you am having to keep my eyes open 'cos if Sooty gets me on my own he will give me a smack in the mush as he knows i am scared of him really!!

Mum is on holiday now for 2 weeks and she is going to take us to the beach - coolio!!

Time to tootle round the fields now,

Sweep xxx

 

[Cedars]

Hi guys, Chloe here,

Well we've had a boring week, well that was until yesterday! After my op I wasnt allowed off the lead but YESTERDAY they let me run around with the horses again! Mummy kept yelling though because I kept running off, but I dont see the problem?! And THEN I ran down the lane chasing air particles, and then I heard this loud screech and a beep and I turned round and there was this HUGE MONSTER. The same type of monster they put me in when we go to visit different places. Luckily the monster didnt eat me, but mummy was still crying and screaming so I'm not sure she noticed?

Anyway, so today we played LOOADSSS of fetch to practice "recall" which was boring but mummy seemed happy.

I'm off to lie by the aga again, speak next week xx

 

[Spudlet]

Hello all!

Well B, you think you've got human problems - mine is trying to starve me! Just because I may possibly have had a little teeny nibble of some corn on the cob, and then some strawberries and kiwi fruit, and then possibly a teeny bit of horse poo and decomposing rabbit and may have possibly been a little bit sick, once or twice..... she hasn't been feeding me!

So last night I took matters into my own paws and staged a daring raid on the food store and finally had a decent-sized meal (the human is skinny with her portions at the best of times).

Guess what - she hasn't fed me all day

I think she's trying to kill me!!!!!

 

[U_T2009]

Ahh Hen I know the feeling, my mother forgot to feed me this morning!

And when she did it was that yucky brown crunchy stuff which is apparently good for me. Well if its so bloody good why doesn't she eat that and I'll have that lovely looking turkey sandwhich that she had for lunch... Gawwwd humans ey?

Nevermind, off to see that overgrown brown and white dog later. Mum doesn't seem to feed that one much either, poor boy has resorted to eating grass instead. Glad i'm never going to grow as big as he is though, I wouldn't want mum making me carry her around in circles for an hour each day....

Toodles
Remy (just raided the laundry basket, socks all round!

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