HHO Dogs Diary

[CorvusCorax]

HIYA!!!!!!!!

It's me here. Hope you all had a good couple of weeks.
Me and wee sister had to go and stay with uncle Danny because Small Mum and her ginger pet went to see some sardines - but Big Mum went away too - she went to Arnica.

Our holiday was fine. We were in beside a piddle and a blabbador.
A couple of times I saw my parner in crime, Red, he comes to uncle Danny's to do that silly round-and-round stuff sometimes, but I am not allowed to join in because I am not pretty enough.

Anyhoo, Big Mum came and sprang us after ten days and then yesterday Small Mum came home. I immediately punished her for her rotten ownership when we went out for a walk and tanked off after a pheasant and hid in the trees for 20 minutes.

When I finally deigned to return, I discovered I had make her face leak everywhere. Good, she deserved it!
She didn't even bring us presents, because she said last time she brought us cool collars we both ate them within a week.
Well, duh, if you aren't gonna put them on tight enough. They were yummy!

Today I had to go back to stupid club. It rained the whole time but I still had to go out and do stupid heelwork. It was nice to see all my pals, but Red didn't come out of his van because it was too wet, what a load of pansies those show dogs are!!!

At the end I did a super trick and took off from the top of the A-frame after my favourite ball. Small Mum said 'JESUS!' really loudly and put her hands over her face. I didn't know she had found religion while she was away.

Then she rang over and started fiddling about with my legs and pulling my hips and elbows about and making me trot up and down like the silly show dogs.
It was so embarrassing, she spoiled my street cred after such an awesome trick.
I am now demanding to be called 'SuperDog' at all times and am demanding a special cape because now I know that I really can fly!

Anyhow, I hope you had a good week, tell me all about it!

B....er, I mean 'SuperDog'

 

[Cedars]

Hi guys! *yawns*

Glad you had such a good week, er, superdog?! I've had a really poo week =[

On Wednesday night, I swallowed my chew toy and all hell broke loose! Mum has written a post about it below so I'm sure you all know what happened. But now I'm REALLLLLYYYYY sore, massive cut across tummy and where they've shaved me is REALLLYYYYYY ITCHY!!! But mum won't let me lick it.

Worst thing is that I'm only allowed on the lead! So its all poo.

Hope everyone has had a better week than me!

xxxxx

P.S. started eating my own poo, mum tearing hair out - but its sooooo yummy! Particularly when I have the squits!

xxxxxx

 

[tamsinkb]

Hi all

I've had a really weird couple of weeks - I don't think I will ever understand humans!

Firstly, Mum has started doing something really odd - It all started when we went up the yard to see the 2 houses one morning - Bert ( my fav house) was in his kennel... oops I mean stable, which is not that unusual, I was pottering around the yard expecting to have to take Bert up to his outdoor run ... oops I mean paddock, when mum put a different collar and lead on him, I wasn't really paying attention (eating cat poo as ususal) but got the shock of my life when I heard mum calling me but couldn't see her - Bert was there in the different collar and lead, but mum was nowhere! Guess what................she was sat ON Bert

AND he didn't seem too bothered

the 2 of us then went for a walk around the farm..........Mum is SO lazy, not being bothered to walk and all! As I say - I don't understand humans and I certainly don't understand houses now!

Then, as if that wasn't enough, Mum and the minion decided to visit someone called Flo Rider - not too sure where she is, I wasn't too bothered until I saw the suitcases come out, then got all panicky and had to eat Bert & Bill's worm count samples, then I sulked

So Wednesday morning arrives and the siutcases and me and mum and minion are all packed into the car and we head out towards grannies house but before we got to grannies we stopped and Mum took me and my suitcase to another house AND SHE LEFT ME THERE!!!

With 5 yappy terriors

I am still traumatised by the experience although they came and collected me a week later - All you who have terrior friends ( or if you are one yourself) please can you explain why they have to make so much noise the whole time!?!

Actualy it wasn't all that bad, but I am sending Mum on a massive guilt trip for going to visit Flo Rider without me - she says I wouldn't have liked it there and would probably have got eaten by an alligator - preferable to a week with 5 terriors!!!

Love Bruce