HHO Dogs Diary

[Spudlet]

Hello all - Henry here

Anyone else feeling a bit portly at the moment?

This week we have been mostly having something known as Christmas

This means that the humans stay at home and eat lots of food, and have lots of things wrapped up in rustley paper

My human has been at home for an extra long time because she has been poorly, this means that we have only been on short walks because she has been feeling all woozy, without even drinking any boozey

She feels better now that she has had a rest though.

We have been at the human's parents' house, which is great because the human's mum is a soft touch and feeds me lots and lots of nice stuff. I have had ham, and pork pie, and turkey, and vegetables, and crisps, and twiglets, and toast, and more turkey

The human even spilt some beer, which I was forced to clear up *hic*, so it has been a good week

Now the human and I are going on long walks again, and I am pleased to say that the human has retained her new interest in hedges, which is all very good

Now the human's smallest step-brother has come to stay - I am a bit worried about hi because he only seems to be able to communicate in grunts

I have tried to liven him up, but it seems hopeless. The human says this is because he is a teenager

I am going to hit him some more with my special quacky duck to see if he livens up a bit. The human says I will have to visit him first thing in the morning, as all teenagers love being woken up extra-early. I shall have to try it in the morning.

Anyway - I'd better go now as the human and her mum are about to make a turkey pie - I need to supervise

Happy Dogmas!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Sorry, can't talk right now, in the middle of a massive huff.

WHO gives their dog a BATH on Boxing Day? When there is a foot of snow still lying? WHO??????????????

Can anyone help find me a cheap flight to Italy? I bet Beezle's mum wouldn't do something like that.

Humph.

B

 

[FrodoBeutlin]

Bodo, please come, I was looking into flights for you just now -- Mum and Dad have gone away and have left us with Mum's parents, they're real Softies and they'll let us do ANYTHING, they won't take us for exhausting walks but will just let us play football all day, they'll feed us all sorts of super tasty food, the kind of food they eat themselves (not those horrid hypo-aller...something fish pellets we get when Mum and Dad are here...), if we insist I am sure they will even let us sleep on the big bed with nice sheets and thick duvet and they can sleep on my bed in the kitchen... It's pure heaven -- you must come!!!

Beezle

*rushes to spread rose petals up the staircase*