CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Seriously, this is not funny.
Was I a very bad dog in a former life? I am now getting shampooed nearly every day and well, I guess you are all aware of the jumper humiliation.
I know the girlies all seem to love it, but really, it is getting ridiculous now.
God, what next, putting me in a pram or something???? Or a handbag???
Small Mum says if I stop itching then she will stop being a meanie, but...oh....it's....so....satisfying...*itch*
There are benefits, like I have been allowed to sleep in the house all week for some reason, but I still have to wear the jumper indoors. Which is why I pee'd all over it on Friday night and *may* have got a bit on the carpet too. Oopsies
The other benefit is that Small Mum took Wee Sister to club today instead of me, result! No stupid heelwork, hurray, Wee Sister has all that stoopid stuff ahead of her, but she seems to have a better tactic than me, aparently when you hear 'click' that means that the lead is off and you are FREEEEEEE and you can bomb off and do what you like and not come back. Fun times
I tested this method yesterday when I found a yummy smell on the ground, I think it was one of those dumb birds with the long tails, I went WHEEEE off among the trees for ages.
Small Mum came charging after me huffing and puffing and threw herself on top of me
She then said 'fug' and 'you big fugger' and 'take all your fugging hair off, see if I care' all the way home.
Wee Sister said it was the best entertainment she has ever had.
Anyhoo, hope you had a good week, tell me all about it...oh no, here she comes again, it's RINSING TIME! EEEEK!
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Was I a very bad dog in a former life? I am now getting shampooed nearly every day and well, I guess you are all aware of the jumper humiliation.
I know the girlies all seem to love it, but really, it is getting ridiculous now.
God, what next, putting me in a pram or something???? Or a handbag???
Small Mum says if I stop itching then she will stop being a meanie, but...oh....it's....so....satisfying...*itch*
There are benefits, like I have been allowed to sleep in the house all week for some reason, but I still have to wear the jumper indoors. Which is why I pee'd all over it on Friday night and *may* have got a bit on the carpet too. Oopsies
The other benefit is that Small Mum took Wee Sister to club today instead of me, result! No stupid heelwork, hurray, Wee Sister has all that stoopid stuff ahead of her, but she seems to have a better tactic than me, aparently when you hear 'click' that means that the lead is off and you are FREEEEEEE and you can bomb off and do what you like and not come back. Fun times
I tested this method yesterday when I found a yummy smell on the ground, I think it was one of those dumb birds with the long tails, I went WHEEEE off among the trees for ages.
Small Mum came charging after me huffing and puffing and threw herself on top of me
She then said 'fug' and 'you big fugger' and 'take all your fugging hair off, see if I care' all the way home.
Wee Sister said it was the best entertainment she has ever had.
Anyhoo, hope you had a good week, tell me all about it...oh no, here she comes again, it's RINSING TIME! EEEEK!
B