HHO Dog's Diary

[CorvusCorax]

Hi guys, hope you all had a good week!

Mine was pretty chilled. Had a couple of good big yomps out in the woods (apparently Small Mum has been plastering pics of my handsomeness all over the interweb again, clever Small Mum!)

Did I hear some of you were at a big important place called Wufts or something? What's that? Do tell!
Small Mum says it is like one of our shows, only with more carpet and less tracksuits, swearing and running around in breakneck circles at high speed.

Today was club day and Small Mum was a bit annoyed because I appear to have forgotten how to track. Silly Small Mum doesn't realise that there have been small fluffies marauding over the fields and I had to sniff them out and find them instead, they are much yummier than boring dog food or stupid footprints.
But that didn't really work out for me in the end because she made me do blooming heelwork and agility instead, so I rewarded her by being extra especially slow and I even stopped on the top of the catwalk for a little rest, hahahaha, it's fun to look down on Small Mum when she goes red in the face!

Small Mum is busy putting a wash on apparently.

**Someone** did a massive pee on the bathroom mats overnight. Oh well, maybe **Someone else** shouldn't have thought it was a good idea to give me and Wee Sis a bath on a freezing cold Saturday afternoon, eh?
Revenge is sweet!


Tell me all about your week

B

 

[Annette4]

Hello folks,

I'm allowed to use the computer today so I can actually talk to people for once. Mummy hogs the laptop normally.

This week has been fun, we went for a super walk on Wednesday and then mummy went to Wufts and brought home lots of goodies. She goes lots and always bring lots of goodies home so it must be something good. I even got a cake this time!

On Friday mummy was at home instead of wherever she goes to get noms for me so we went for an extra long walk but then she got lots of bags and took my bed away. Then I had to go in the car for aaaggggeeeesss. I started asking if we were there yet after a while but she just kept telling me to be quiet!

Eventually we arrived and went to mummy's friends house. She lives upstairs which is VERY exciting because I'm not allowed upstairs at home. I found loads of noms on the floor (I don't think mummy's friend has a dog....yay for me!) and watched mummy and her friend get drunk on Friday night.

On Saturday we went to visit lots of people. Lots of little people fussed me which was the best bit, I like it when we go to visit lots of people as I always get lots of fuss. She was mean and tied me up outside one house though so I looked really sad and got even more fusses....works every time Afterwards we went somewhere called Wood Green and it had lots of new smells so I made sure I sniffed them all. Mummy locked me in jail though while she went and met other dogs, the harlot! I'm a good boy and I love meeting new dogs....I didn't say hello when she got me out as revenge but she brought me a new coat as an attempt to win me over. Then they took me for a run round....best fun ever! I love running round where there's new smells to sniff!

We mooched around mummys friends flat and I got lots of snuggles on the sofa with mummy then we spent aaagggeeeesss in the car on the way home. I've just had some dinner and chased one of the cats (she said she hoped they'd left me at mummy's friends so she deserved it!). I'm about to have a nap as I'm pooped!

 

[Spudlet]

Hello! This week has been very exciting!

On Wednesday the human got up early as normal but we didn't go into the office. We went in the car instead, along some lanes, then we turned around and went back along the same lanes, then we stopped for the human to read the map, then we turned around again and went back the way we went in the first place. The human must have been having fun because she kept squeaking about 'where are all the effing road signs' and 'where the hell is this place!', and then she kept asking me to be good pleeeease just be good, which I was being anyway

When we got there, we met a lady who I liked very much. She said we were going to go through my paces, so I made sure to run very fast and I think she was impressed. We also did some coming back practice, the human was blowing her whistle with a different signal to normal which was a bit confusing but I got there in the end! And we did some sniffing which was great, and some retrieving - I made sure to carry the dummy thingy around lots of time before I took it back, to show how good I am at carrying

The nice new human says I have got potential (for what?) and that the human is a competant handler *snort snort snort, not convinced* and has given us homework Maybe it would have been better to show her fewer paces?

Anyway the human was very pleased (does she not have enough work to do already?) and she bought me a bone so I was pleased too

However now I am sulking because the human will not give me any tea, just because I *may* have had a teeny tiny stomach upset. I'm starving!

Harumph. When we go back to see the nice lady I will tell her how rubbish my human is AND I will show her less paces