HHO dogs diary

[Spudlet]

Hello everyone!

I hope you are enjoying all this hot sunny weather? I am although my human had some very stupid ideas about doing work, so I had to go on sit-down strike today It was far too warm for all that running about after dummies.

Other than that, my human has been very good this weekend. Today she actually picked me up and put me in a trough of green smelly water to cool me down! I knew she'd get it in the end. And she has been in the river with me, maybe she is turning into a spaniel-human?

This afternoon I have mostly been asleep in the backyard. My human kept giving me lumps of extra-cold crunchy water to chew up, which was nice. I could hear lots of other humans shouting and yelling, I'm not sure why?

Anyway, I'm going to go and see if my human is ready for her tea now. Surely she must be getting hungry? I'm always hungry after all!

What have you all been up to?

 

[Cedars]

Hey Henry,

Not written my diary in ages! This weekend my mummy had a friend down to stay who I fell totally in love with and wouldnt stop licking him all weekend! He's great =] but now he's gone =[

Mummy has also lost her job, which sucks, because now she'll be at home all day and I won't get to be sat on the sofa asleep for 9 hours! What will I do! =[

Mummy also keeps looking at me sadly cos now I'm a year and 4 months, I just don't look like a puppy anymore. That makes mummy sad - but I'm quite excited - at least now people will stop saying "awwww" and pulling my ears!

Love,

Chloe

P.S. the stupid foal nearly killed me on Friday. If I go in to her field she charges. I HATE those big footed idiots...

 

[CorvusCorax]

Hi everyone.

I don't much like the warm weather, it just gives Small Mum an excuse to bath me even more. She is evil.
But it does mean we get to go to the beach more often. I had a panic the other night because Small Mum kept going past the beach in the car and wouldn't stop so I had to SHOUT AND SHOUT AND SHOUT to remind her where she was supposed to be going.
Once she had thrown Big Mum and her Nice Friend out of the car she remembered where we were supposed to be going but she was a right spoilsport and wouldn't let me chase the seagulls, or catch the jetski, or kill the Westie

I have hardly seen her this week as she has been working, and then today she had to go to an extra-special-really-long bleating where people apparently talk round and round in circles and then nothing gets done.
I don't really mind because Big Mum is much nicer to us and lets me chase those birds called pleasants and those things with long ears that run really fast, called bears.

When Small Mum got home she took me out to train me for something called the 'Eh? Tea?' or something. This means she gets really hot and out of puff on a bike and says 'fug' a lot and I have to keep up with her and tell her how well she is doing.

The first bike had a hole in it so she said 'fug' a lot and went and got the other one. There was nothing wrong with the second bike but because Small Mum is a midget, her feet could not touch the ground and she kept falling off, so she said 'fug' a lot more and put the bike away.
I think I like the 'Eh? Tea?' and we will definitely pass if it involves dangling legs and falling off a lot, Small Mum seems to be really good at it.

Hope you had a good week,

B