Honest breed marketing

[Titchy Reindeer]

Or, like our neighbours, you could just tell the rest of the village to lock up their chickens because your husky will eat them, and let it hop out to roam in other people's (my) sheep fields. I remain dumbfounded by this approach.

I'd be very tempted to get the biggest, nastiest, goose I could find to teach the husky a lesson. Or perhaps borrow an emu or ostrich.

 

[nellietinker]

at the Kelpie description. So apt! And in the same vein:

Huntaways, the perfect high octane companion for the hearing impaired. For everyone else, ear defenders are a wise investment.

Try a Kelpie x Hunteraway - loud and hyper!

 

[blackcob]

The schipperke: trouble, travel-sized.

 

[Parrotperson]

Like to spend you time saying Amy or all of the following:-

It’s too quiet-where’s the dog?
I’m sooo sorry he won’t kill you I promise! (Everyone the doorbell rings )
Mine will snap at your puppy if it continues to jump on him!
Are you sure we didn’t get a Labrador? (He eats anything he finds)
To someone saying ‘bring him in we’re dog friendly!’ Me ‘yes but he’s not’
Fetch. Fetch. FETCH YOUR BL**DY BALL!
Leave the parrot alone you little b****r! (Parrot wins every time)

Get a jack russell!!