Horrific realisation.....

Chico Mio

Chico Mio

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...... I could be 'fluffy' or even worse.......
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The following is evidence for the prosecution:

I am an older lady, with my first horse
I ride bitless
My horses are unshod
I have used clicker training


I'll get my coat..........
 
Chico, you escape Fluffydom by a pink whisker because you don't say "Ahhhh pretty pony", "He's lovely", or " Awwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
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(Or, do you?)

I ride bitless too, I find bits just hurt my teeth.
 
Evidence for the defence m'lud
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I ride in spurs and carry a whip when necessary
I have never referred to my horses as: ponio, smexy or coblet (why would I? Neither of them are any of these things!)
I treat my horses as horses, not kittens
They possess one rug between them
I do actually ride them
I have a lunge whip and a long line


.....can I come back in? Pleeeeeease? It's a bit chilly out here
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Evidence for the defence m'lud
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I ride in spurs and carry a whip when necessary
I have never referred to my horses as: ponio, smexy or coblet (why would I? Neither of them are any of these things!)
I treat my horses as horses, not kittens
They possess one rug between them
I do actually ride them
I have a lunge whip and a long line


.....can I come back in? Pleeeeeease? It's a bit chilly out here
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Welcome home!
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Phew!

I had my UI-button pressing finger poised - but you have pulled it back from the edge
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You ickle bunny wabbit, you
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O alright then!!

But as long as you realise that you are on a probationary period.......

*hands over a rioja*

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Thankies
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Evidence for the defence m'lud
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I ride in spurs and carry a whip when necessary
I have never referred to my horses as: ponio, smexy or coblet (why would I? Neither of them are any of these things!)
I treat my horses as horses, not kittens
They possess one rug between them
I do actually ride them
I have a lunge whip and a long line


.....can I come back in? Pleeeeeease? It's a bit chilly out here
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Welcome home!
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Thank you
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I hereby promise not to stray too far into the Kingdom of the Fluffy, slap me sideways if I do!
 
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The following is evidence for the prosecution:
My horses are unshod


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BAREFOOT, BAREFOOT! There's a huge difference, you know, if you are aiming for fluffy.
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The following is evidence for the prosecution:
My horses are unshod


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BAREFOOT, BAREFOOT! There's a huge difference, you know, if you are aiming for fluffy.
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See, even subconciously I'm not fluffy really
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I was a bit fluffy-bunny-huggy with Scooby... for about the first two days. Then he trod on my foot (breaking my little toe
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) and wouldn't stop bucking when I tried to get him into trot, so I rapidly unfluffed and turned into a scary shouty lady.
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I do cuddle him a LOT, but in my defence, he likes it!
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Getting worried now - please somebody tell me where I stand in all of this.

I've got 5 horses (3 of which I ride and compete, dressage and endurance) but NONE of them have shoes. They all live out 24/7/365.

I DO ride the three ridden horses in french link snaffles, but with no martingales.

I DO NOT use draw reins or gadgets.

I DO use bits and pieces of technique which I like from various natural horsemanship trainers, but I have never followed any one NH school.

I have NEVER done any Parelli.

I DON'T clip mine in the winter (they are ridden, but only at the weekends). They DO have turnout rugs as required.

I DO have a fluffy bunny called Ludo who is a very rare breed Giant Papillon Tri-Colour buck (huge, with spots).

Reassurance please....!
 
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True fluffiness test

Do you or have you ever watched NH/Parelli display?
Do you own and orange stick, magic rope or both?
Do you ride:-
a/ Bitless
b/barefoot
c/treeless
d/braless

Yes to one question - carefull - you are on the path to fluffydom

Yes to 2 or 3 questions - I detect the beginings of bunny ears

Four or more - it's too late, you are so far down down the path of fluffyness, there is no hope for return.

Paddy
 
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True fluffiness test

Do you or have you ever watched NH/Parelli display?
Do you own and orange stick, magic rope or both?
Do you ride:-
a/ Bitless
b/barefoot
c/treeless
d/braless

Yes to one question - carefull - you are on the path to fluffydom

Yes to 2 or 3 questions - I detect the beginings of bunny ears

Four or more - it's too late, you are so far down down the path of fluffyness, there is no hope for return.

Paddy

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Bra-less - you know, I've never thought of putting a bra on my geldings, do you think I should try it?
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