Cedars
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This is copied from a joke book my SS bought me-thank you!
Bold jump-nips over five bar gate from a standstill when someone tries to catch him.
Home bred-knows nothing other than how to pull up plants in vegetable gardens.
Plenty of bone-good thing is has a mane, tail and little ears otherwise it would be mistaken for a small elephant.
No vices-especially when wearing it's muzzle.
Not novice ride-lunatic.
Suit confident teenager-lunatic, not phased by loud music.
Forward going-two paces, standstill and full gallop.
Should make 16hh-dam and sire both 15.2 but this one might just defy DNA and grow a bit more.
Well mannered-hasn't stepped on, bitten or kicked anyone for the last week.
No time forces sale-current rider still having daily hospital treatment.
Will make SJ- regularly jumps fences to get out of paddock.
Will make eventer-no brakes.
Will make dressage horse-no accelerator.
Will make RC horse-no brains.
Quietly brought on-walked about yard in headcollar, hobbles and muzzle.
Ideal second pony-provided your child is 6ft tall, 15 stone and an expert sumo wrestler.
Fun hack- spooks at everything.
Experienced home only-always escapes, gets injured, kicks and bites.
Schoolmaster-old and decrepit.
Fast against the clock-better once dumped rider and galloping across showground.
Open to vet-prospective purchaser to pay for current owners to find out what's wrong with it.
Xx
Bold jump-nips over five bar gate from a standstill when someone tries to catch him.
Home bred-knows nothing other than how to pull up plants in vegetable gardens.
Plenty of bone-good thing is has a mane, tail and little ears otherwise it would be mistaken for a small elephant.
No vices-especially when wearing it's muzzle.
Not novice ride-lunatic.
Suit confident teenager-lunatic, not phased by loud music.
Forward going-two paces, standstill and full gallop.
Should make 16hh-dam and sire both 15.2 but this one might just defy DNA and grow a bit more.
Well mannered-hasn't stepped on, bitten or kicked anyone for the last week.
No time forces sale-current rider still having daily hospital treatment.
Will make SJ- regularly jumps fences to get out of paddock.
Will make eventer-no brakes.
Will make dressage horse-no accelerator.
Will make RC horse-no brains.
Quietly brought on-walked about yard in headcollar, hobbles and muzzle.
Ideal second pony-provided your child is 6ft tall, 15 stone and an expert sumo wrestler.
Fun hack- spooks at everything.
Experienced home only-always escapes, gets injured, kicks and bites.
Schoolmaster-old and decrepit.
Fast against the clock-better once dumped rider and galloping across showground.
Open to vet-prospective purchaser to pay for current owners to find out what's wrong with it.
Xx
