Hovis_and_SidsMum
Well-Known Member
Dear diary
I am exhausted. Im over worked, under paid and under appreciated. I want a new mum and dad. I want a massage. I want a fit mare to lick me all over. I want to stay in bed today!
Phew I feel better for that!
This week has been like boot camp. I have been worked into the ground I feel so feeble I can barely type these words
On Saturday Dad I went on a hack with posh SJ mare, loony SJ boy and a couple of others. It was great fun but I wanted to be at the front. So I pulled dads arms ..Quite a lot. Oooops. Big mistake. HUGE. Ill come back to why in a moment.
On Sunday mum and I had a nice little ride and as usual I was as good as gold for her. I love my mum even if she did then give me another bath. In the middle of the yard. With cold water. Apparently she had to (yeah right) cos the stuff she put on me last week had to be put on again. Yeah right do I look like I was born in a bog in Ireland? Huum? Do people think Im stupid?
On monad the trouble started. Dad took me into the jumping paddock. Oh WOW!! I love jumping SO much. So ok I was a little strong but if hed have just let me get on with it Id got everything under control all he had to do was sit there. In the end Id had enough of him insisting he knew better than me so I started running away from the jumps. Ouch note to self dont do that again. I was in BIG trouble.
SO on Tuesday Dad and I went in there again. Fabby I thought! Alas no. These evil evil parents of mine have put something new in my mouth and boy I dont like it! I cant run away in it at all. How pants is that? Aunty Sarah jumped me to cos mum is way again and Ive started to think shes a bossy mare as well. I like to go into a jump MY way not her way. Alas with this new horrible thing in my mouth she seemed to be stronger than me so I lost. Dad was really smug. I dont think its funny.
So last night we went to a COMPETITION!! I had to go with two-timing-ginger-wench mare again but I am started to think I might have judged her too harshly. From hereon in she is not-too-bad-even-if-she-is-ginger-wench mare. Anyway we got there and dad tacked me up and took me into the warm up thingy. I dont like it in there storied to take dad out of there at top speed. But drat it! That damned metal thing stopped me again. So I figured if Dad wanted to die we might as well stay in there and work. So we jumped a few jumps and then we went into the big place.
I liked in there and was quite happy until we went near this wall and people were in it! And a horse!! Who looked like me! How freaky! I didnt like that bit so when we came t jump the fence near there I ran away. Dad made me come back and jump it so I did and dashed to the next fence. After that all was fine and so we jumped everything else clear. I am such a clever boy!
Then Aunty Sarah jumped me and I just didnt pick my feet up over the fence near the scary horse that looked like me. I was too busy checking he wasnt behind the wall anywhere. But I decided this was all quite fun so I jumped all the others. Aunty Sarah and Dad made a big fuss and gave me treats. Fab!
Dad says mum will be really proud of me. Which I love.
Do you think she might take this thing out of my mouth so I can go fast again?
I am exhausted. Im over worked, under paid and under appreciated. I want a new mum and dad. I want a massage. I want a fit mare to lick me all over. I want to stay in bed today!
Phew I feel better for that!
This week has been like boot camp. I have been worked into the ground I feel so feeble I can barely type these words
On Saturday Dad I went on a hack with posh SJ mare, loony SJ boy and a couple of others. It was great fun but I wanted to be at the front. So I pulled dads arms ..Quite a lot. Oooops. Big mistake. HUGE. Ill come back to why in a moment.
On Sunday mum and I had a nice little ride and as usual I was as good as gold for her. I love my mum even if she did then give me another bath. In the middle of the yard. With cold water. Apparently she had to (yeah right) cos the stuff she put on me last week had to be put on again. Yeah right do I look like I was born in a bog in Ireland? Huum? Do people think Im stupid?
On monad the trouble started. Dad took me into the jumping paddock. Oh WOW!! I love jumping SO much. So ok I was a little strong but if hed have just let me get on with it Id got everything under control all he had to do was sit there. In the end Id had enough of him insisting he knew better than me so I started running away from the jumps. Ouch note to self dont do that again. I was in BIG trouble.
SO on Tuesday Dad and I went in there again. Fabby I thought! Alas no. These evil evil parents of mine have put something new in my mouth and boy I dont like it! I cant run away in it at all. How pants is that? Aunty Sarah jumped me to cos mum is way again and Ive started to think shes a bossy mare as well. I like to go into a jump MY way not her way. Alas with this new horrible thing in my mouth she seemed to be stronger than me so I lost. Dad was really smug. I dont think its funny.
So last night we went to a COMPETITION!! I had to go with two-timing-ginger-wench mare again but I am started to think I might have judged her too harshly. From hereon in she is not-too-bad-even-if-she-is-ginger-wench mare. Anyway we got there and dad tacked me up and took me into the warm up thingy. I dont like it in there storied to take dad out of there at top speed. But drat it! That damned metal thing stopped me again. So I figured if Dad wanted to die we might as well stay in there and work. So we jumped a few jumps and then we went into the big place.
I liked in there and was quite happy until we went near this wall and people were in it! And a horse!! Who looked like me! How freaky! I didnt like that bit so when we came t jump the fence near there I ran away. Dad made me come back and jump it so I did and dashed to the next fence. After that all was fine and so we jumped everything else clear. I am such a clever boy!
Then Aunty Sarah jumped me and I just didnt pick my feet up over the fence near the scary horse that looked like me. I was too busy checking he wasnt behind the wall anywhere. But I decided this was all quite fun so I jumped all the others. Aunty Sarah and Dad made a big fuss and gave me treats. Fab!
Dad says mum will be really proud of me. Which I love.
Do you think she might take this thing out of my mouth so I can go fast again?
