Hovis_and_SidsMum
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Dear diary
Mum has been away AGAIN this week - boo. But this has meant dad and I have been out hacking - yeeaaah!
The other day we went down to the river bank with fit mare. i love the river bank - we get to go really really fast flat out for a mile and a half. Cool!
I was so excited but Dad was saying i couldn't go yet so i was dancing. Dad told mum that I was piffying on the spot. I'm not sure what piffying is but mum seemed to want to know why i can't do that in the school. Mainly cos we can't get up to warp speed in the school so why would i have to dance?
Anyway I was thrilled when fit mare turned round and said "eat my bum Hovis"! Finally! I'd done it! Pulled the long legged hot mama. But no! What she meant was she was going to shoot off at top speed and have me chase her. Well this was fine until she somehow had a turbo boost and i couldn't keep up! The thing that barks says there is a film where people have a turbo boost on thier car and blue lights underneath it. I want one fitted. I'd look cool flying along with blue neon lights on my feathers. Timmy say that putting up coloured lights says i want people to pay me for sex.
Which is SO not true.
I don't want them to pay me .... i'd do it for free if I could find anyone willing.
Talking of which I am concerned i'm being eyed up to be the next meal ticket for a one parent monther. Timmys field mate is quite cute but then timmy told me she's nearly 18 and has 5 children by 5 DIFFERENT men! What a slut! Even I daren't go there - i don't get enough pocket money to support that kind of family even if she might be able to teach me a thing or two.
So it looks like i continue with nice normal mare who kissed me yesterday. Mum was not amused as i stood with my bird at the opposite side of the field last night and wouldn't come in. Hey i was with my girl y'know. I still lust after fit mare though so i feel a bit naughty.
In other developments poof bags has hurt himself. He fell over his own feet when hacking trhe other day and has cut his knees open. Poor diddums. Honestly the fuss thats being made. When i fall over my own feet Mum shouts at me. He's getting loads of attention and is lapping it up. Ha! He didn't think it was so funny to make a fuss when mum and dad called the vet and he had to have an injection in his bum. That'll teach him. He has got the weekend off work though so he'd better not make a move on my girl.
Oh and just one thing diary. How do you hide singed feathers? I had back shoes put on for the first time this week and the farrier ewasn't paying attention (too busy gossiping with dad) and burnt a bit of my feather. They both thought this was funny and promised each other not to tell mum. I showed her this morning though by picking my back leg up really high when she was picking my feet up. She was really mad. Never mind being mad!
Does anyone know how to stop me looking like a part baked hedgehog?
Mum has been away AGAIN this week - boo. But this has meant dad and I have been out hacking - yeeaaah!
The other day we went down to the river bank with fit mare. i love the river bank - we get to go really really fast flat out for a mile and a half. Cool!
I was so excited but Dad was saying i couldn't go yet so i was dancing. Dad told mum that I was piffying on the spot. I'm not sure what piffying is but mum seemed to want to know why i can't do that in the school. Mainly cos we can't get up to warp speed in the school so why would i have to dance?
Anyway I was thrilled when fit mare turned round and said "eat my bum Hovis"! Finally! I'd done it! Pulled the long legged hot mama. But no! What she meant was she was going to shoot off at top speed and have me chase her. Well this was fine until she somehow had a turbo boost and i couldn't keep up! The thing that barks says there is a film where people have a turbo boost on thier car and blue lights underneath it. I want one fitted. I'd look cool flying along with blue neon lights on my feathers. Timmy say that putting up coloured lights says i want people to pay me for sex.
Which is SO not true.
I don't want them to pay me .... i'd do it for free if I could find anyone willing.
Talking of which I am concerned i'm being eyed up to be the next meal ticket for a one parent monther. Timmys field mate is quite cute but then timmy told me she's nearly 18 and has 5 children by 5 DIFFERENT men! What a slut! Even I daren't go there - i don't get enough pocket money to support that kind of family even if she might be able to teach me a thing or two.
So it looks like i continue with nice normal mare who kissed me yesterday. Mum was not amused as i stood with my bird at the opposite side of the field last night and wouldn't come in. Hey i was with my girl y'know. I still lust after fit mare though so i feel a bit naughty.
In other developments poof bags has hurt himself. He fell over his own feet when hacking trhe other day and has cut his knees open. Poor diddums. Honestly the fuss thats being made. When i fall over my own feet Mum shouts at me. He's getting loads of attention and is lapping it up. Ha! He didn't think it was so funny to make a fuss when mum and dad called the vet and he had to have an injection in his bum. That'll teach him. He has got the weekend off work though so he'd better not make a move on my girl.
Oh and just one thing diary. How do you hide singed feathers? I had back shoes put on for the first time this week and the farrier ewasn't paying attention (too busy gossiping with dad) and burnt a bit of my feather. They both thought this was funny and promised each other not to tell mum. I showed her this morning though by picking my back leg up really high when she was picking my feet up. She was really mad. Never mind being mad!
Does anyone know how to stop me looking like a part baked hedgehog?
