Hovis_and_SidsMum
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I am SO sorry i am late tonight diary - mum and dad have been out for the day so i couldn't use the computer.
Well this week has been fun. After my exploits last week mum gave me a few days off to recover and then she and dad were away for the weekend so it gave me some bonding time with my new field mate. He's called felix and is a lot bigger than me but seems ok. He's not bert, no one will ever replace him but he seems quite cool. Mum wasn't too keen when she's seen what he's done to my face but i like playing "we're stallion" with him.
Mum was away again this week but dad took me out on tuesday for a hack. i was in 7th HEAVEN! I went with fit mare, fit expensive SJ mare and nice normal mare. Oh my lord. What was a boy to do?! The only one missing from my bevvy of beauties was ginger-two-timing-wench mare but more on that later.
We went out for a nice trot and i tried to show off but dammit that stupid bit they've put me in has ruined my speedy capabilities! PANTS! At one point I had to take charge and be the MAN leading the way through the overgrown woodland. Omar said it was because they figured if i could fit through the gap then so could they but I think it was because the laaadies felt safe with me!
Mum came home on thursday and we had a really lovely ride together. She was so gentle with me and i tried really hard. she was very proud of me. But the best of all was this morning.
After my girls and i had been out in the week news of my manliness has obviously spread! As mum turned me round to shut my stable door this morning ginger-not-so-much-of-a-wench mare SNOGGED me!! Full on tongues! What do i do? Go for ginge who is a bit spindly but seems keen (but then 2 timed me with my brother), fit mare (who fancies my brother), expensive SJ mare (who is way way way out of my league) or nice normal mare?
Dad has told me today that we're going jumping again on sunday so i might win a rossette? Ginger-maybe-i-quite-like-the-little-wench will be coming too so maybe i can make a move in the lorry?
So i'll keep you posted on both the jumping and the love life! man it could be a good day!
PS Omar is all jealous so on wednesday he tried to jump some jumps with dad! He might be all tall, handsome and brooding but the destroyer he ain't!!
Well this week has been fun. After my exploits last week mum gave me a few days off to recover and then she and dad were away for the weekend so it gave me some bonding time with my new field mate. He's called felix and is a lot bigger than me but seems ok. He's not bert, no one will ever replace him but he seems quite cool. Mum wasn't too keen when she's seen what he's done to my face but i like playing "we're stallion" with him.
Mum was away again this week but dad took me out on tuesday for a hack. i was in 7th HEAVEN! I went with fit mare, fit expensive SJ mare and nice normal mare. Oh my lord. What was a boy to do?! The only one missing from my bevvy of beauties was ginger-two-timing-wench mare but more on that later.
We went out for a nice trot and i tried to show off but dammit that stupid bit they've put me in has ruined my speedy capabilities! PANTS! At one point I had to take charge and be the MAN leading the way through the overgrown woodland. Omar said it was because they figured if i could fit through the gap then so could they but I think it was because the laaadies felt safe with me!
Mum came home on thursday and we had a really lovely ride together. She was so gentle with me and i tried really hard. she was very proud of me. But the best of all was this morning.
After my girls and i had been out in the week news of my manliness has obviously spread! As mum turned me round to shut my stable door this morning ginger-not-so-much-of-a-wench mare SNOGGED me!! Full on tongues! What do i do? Go for ginge who is a bit spindly but seems keen (but then 2 timed me with my brother), fit mare (who fancies my brother), expensive SJ mare (who is way way way out of my league) or nice normal mare?
Dad has told me today that we're going jumping again on sunday so i might win a rossette? Ginger-maybe-i-quite-like-the-little-wench will be coming too so maybe i can make a move in the lorry?
So i'll keep you posted on both the jumping and the love life! man it could be a good day!
PS Omar is all jealous so on wednesday he tried to jump some jumps with dad! He might be all tall, handsome and brooding but the destroyer he ain't!!
