Hovis_and_SidsMum
Well-Known Member
Dear diary.
I am in trouble. Again. I know this appears to be a regular thing but i don't mean to get in trouble it just happens. I'll explain in a bit.
Anyway the week started with mum and dad taking me back to that horrible place where the evil small ponies screamed at me so much I ran away (they were yelling that i didn't have my balls anymore and they did - it was HORRIBLE!) and mum fell off.
It was raining, blowing a gale and I wasn't keen at all. Whilst the little screaming things could not be seen I wasn't too sure they weren't hiding somewhere. But dad and I stayed in the little arena thing and eventually I decided they might have gone on holiday. Once I realised they weren't there I quite enjoyed myself and Dad and i jumped the jumps in the big arena twice. I did knock a couple down but mum and dad seemed very happy with me.
Then on monday i got a real shock. I came in from the field with Dad and realised timmy had shrunk! Big time! I know it had been raining but i didn't realise we could shrink in the wash? I was quite panic striken until I realised it wasn't timmy. My new next door neighbour is called buttons, is very small, very fat and apparently itchy. I hope its not catching as everytime i itch mum makes me have a cold bath. He's very annoying, talks constantly and has pulled my rug off and wee'd on it. I was not amused. Dad wouldn't let me go round and sort him out but I'll get the little bugger.
I'm not too sure I'm not allergic to him too. I've got quite a cough at the minute which is most annoying but fit mare and ginger-I-think-i-might-quite-like-gingers-wench mare seem to be keen to sooth my fevered brow. Not so mum who has called the vet so no doubt they'll do something horrible to me later.
This week Omar has been giving me words of wisdom. He told me the grass is always greener on the other side. So never being one to disagree with my elders felix and I leant over the fence to eat the grass from the other side. Do you see where i'm going with this? Now how am I supposed to know that fences won't hold up to a leaning destroyer? huumm? Anway we accidentally broke the fence. Then i accidentally cut all round my eye trying to reach the greener grass like I was told too. I have decided omar is an evil, lying poofy poo head. I am in so much trouble now. From dad and uncle D for breaking the fence and from mum for cutting my eye. Omar thinks its hilarious.
Mum made me work really hard last night (does she not know i'm poorly?) and i have a feeling the vet man is going to stick a needle in my bum later. Life is SO unfair.
PS. Where can i train to be a nurse? I want to stick needles in thier bum and see how they like it!
PPS does anyone know how to get suncream off ones nose? I look like an icecream cone on legs.
I am in trouble. Again. I know this appears to be a regular thing but i don't mean to get in trouble it just happens. I'll explain in a bit.
Anyway the week started with mum and dad taking me back to that horrible place where the evil small ponies screamed at me so much I ran away (they were yelling that i didn't have my balls anymore and they did - it was HORRIBLE!) and mum fell off.
It was raining, blowing a gale and I wasn't keen at all. Whilst the little screaming things could not be seen I wasn't too sure they weren't hiding somewhere. But dad and I stayed in the little arena thing and eventually I decided they might have gone on holiday. Once I realised they weren't there I quite enjoyed myself and Dad and i jumped the jumps in the big arena twice. I did knock a couple down but mum and dad seemed very happy with me.
Then on monday i got a real shock. I came in from the field with Dad and realised timmy had shrunk! Big time! I know it had been raining but i didn't realise we could shrink in the wash? I was quite panic striken until I realised it wasn't timmy. My new next door neighbour is called buttons, is very small, very fat and apparently itchy. I hope its not catching as everytime i itch mum makes me have a cold bath. He's very annoying, talks constantly and has pulled my rug off and wee'd on it. I was not amused. Dad wouldn't let me go round and sort him out but I'll get the little bugger.
I'm not too sure I'm not allergic to him too. I've got quite a cough at the minute which is most annoying but fit mare and ginger-I-think-i-might-quite-like-gingers-wench mare seem to be keen to sooth my fevered brow. Not so mum who has called the vet so no doubt they'll do something horrible to me later.
This week Omar has been giving me words of wisdom. He told me the grass is always greener on the other side. So never being one to disagree with my elders felix and I leant over the fence to eat the grass from the other side. Do you see where i'm going with this? Now how am I supposed to know that fences won't hold up to a leaning destroyer? huumm? Anway we accidentally broke the fence. Then i accidentally cut all round my eye trying to reach the greener grass like I was told too. I have decided omar is an evil, lying poofy poo head. I am in so much trouble now. From dad and uncle D for breaking the fence and from mum for cutting my eye. Omar thinks its hilarious.
Mum made me work really hard last night (does she not know i'm poorly?) and i have a feeling the vet man is going to stick a needle in my bum later. Life is SO unfair.
PS. Where can i train to be a nurse? I want to stick needles in thier bum and see how they like it!
PPS does anyone know how to get suncream off ones nose? I look like an icecream cone on legs.
