Hovis_and_SidsMum
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Dear diary
I have exciting news! Mum has bought me a really cool present shes bought me my own lorry! She doesnt think I know about it but I saw it the other day. Its big and says Hovis down the side. Fancy pants says Im being thick and that it was a bread lorry but I know what I saw! How cool am I? Having a lorry with my name on it. I cant wait to get in it but mum is showing no signs of fetching it yet perhaps it is a big surprise?
After last weeks trauma of having my yearly needle AND the dentist all in one day Ive had quite a quiet one this week. Dad has been working so boss lady Sarah has been turning us out in a morning. This means strictly bestest behaviour as although she is only small she is very strict. Plus she prefers fancy pants to me. That said she did say to mum that I was a lovely stamp of a horse the other day. This amused fancy pants who suggested mum was going to lick me then post me to someone else. The boy may be pretty but clever he isnt.
Mum came back last night and poo picked the field which I helped with. Then I noticed that Tom and a few of the others were all running about like big scaredy cats. I couldnt figure out why until I saw this big spray of water come over the top of the barn. It was fab! It made rainbows and everything. Plus it went whoosh whoosh and tried to catch the humans out by pretending to have turned away then spraying them when they werent looking! Boss lady Sarah seemed very upset and seemed to be calling the tractor men idiots. Apparently the big spraying thing moves up and down the field watering the plants but its not supposed to come down our end at the time when were all coming in. I wasnt bothered the spray was actually quite refreshing so to show how manly I am mum bought me in at the same time as pushing the poo barrow. I am so hard I make Chuck Norris look like a pansy. Talking of pansies, fancy pants had his usual heart attack being made to come past something that might bite him. Mind you he was being a big poof this morning with mum just because someone was scaring birds of their crops. He is so uncool and I worry it ruins my reputation.
I was hoping to go out for a hack with Billy again today but cool new shoes man came to give me some cool new shoes. I am worried about him. I think he is in need of a clip he has much facial hair and Im sure he shouldnt have. Heck mum even shaves off my moustache so Im sure his human mare must not like his new look. He looks like a bush on legs. Most peculiar. That said he found the spot in my neck that I love being scratched on today so all attempts at not being associated with him failed miserably as I waved about like Stevie Wonder on speed. Damn the man!
Anyway Im off to catch up on munching before mum comes back. I have a bad feeling she mentioned the work word earlier ..
I have exciting news! Mum has bought me a really cool present shes bought me my own lorry! She doesnt think I know about it but I saw it the other day. Its big and says Hovis down the side. Fancy pants says Im being thick and that it was a bread lorry but I know what I saw! How cool am I? Having a lorry with my name on it. I cant wait to get in it but mum is showing no signs of fetching it yet perhaps it is a big surprise?
After last weeks trauma of having my yearly needle AND the dentist all in one day Ive had quite a quiet one this week. Dad has been working so boss lady Sarah has been turning us out in a morning. This means strictly bestest behaviour as although she is only small she is very strict. Plus she prefers fancy pants to me. That said she did say to mum that I was a lovely stamp of a horse the other day. This amused fancy pants who suggested mum was going to lick me then post me to someone else. The boy may be pretty but clever he isnt.
Mum came back last night and poo picked the field which I helped with. Then I noticed that Tom and a few of the others were all running about like big scaredy cats. I couldnt figure out why until I saw this big spray of water come over the top of the barn. It was fab! It made rainbows and everything. Plus it went whoosh whoosh and tried to catch the humans out by pretending to have turned away then spraying them when they werent looking! Boss lady Sarah seemed very upset and seemed to be calling the tractor men idiots. Apparently the big spraying thing moves up and down the field watering the plants but its not supposed to come down our end at the time when were all coming in. I wasnt bothered the spray was actually quite refreshing so to show how manly I am mum bought me in at the same time as pushing the poo barrow. I am so hard I make Chuck Norris look like a pansy. Talking of pansies, fancy pants had his usual heart attack being made to come past something that might bite him. Mind you he was being a big poof this morning with mum just because someone was scaring birds of their crops. He is so uncool and I worry it ruins my reputation.
I was hoping to go out for a hack with Billy again today but cool new shoes man came to give me some cool new shoes. I am worried about him. I think he is in need of a clip he has much facial hair and Im sure he shouldnt have. Heck mum even shaves off my moustache so Im sure his human mare must not like his new look. He looks like a bush on legs. Most peculiar. That said he found the spot in my neck that I love being scratched on today so all attempts at not being associated with him failed miserably as I waved about like Stevie Wonder on speed. Damn the man!
Anyway Im off to catch up on munching before mum comes back. I have a bad feeling she mentioned the work word earlier ..
) I was so excited I thought I would burst, but then my mate told me it was a supermarket lorry - oh the shame 
