Hovis_and_SidsMum
Well-Known Member
Dear Diary
I am back in the dog house,fancy pants and I are once again co-habiting with Fido.
I blame fancy pants myself but mother does not appear to share my view....
It started the other week when mum announced that suncream alone was not enough to keep my delicate little nose from burning and so produced the dreaded full face mask. I wore it last year and I didn't like it. This year I like it even less, many due to comments that were made by Dollys mum. Apparenty I look like Darth Vador. Now at first I thought this sounded cool until someone told me that Darth Vador is an evil dude who kills little bear creatures and sounds like he has a frog in his throat. Either that or is in serious need of a Halls.....
Now pardon me for being a bit sensitive but I'm not being cast as anyones baddy besides which 'll be damned if i'm going to sound like a dirty phone call so I decided i don't want to wear my mask. Thus every day I walk over to Pride and he takes it off for me. Simples. Except the other day he was a bit rough and has cut all my face - i don't mind but Mum is livid. She yesterday mentioned some dude caled Gaffer Tape will make my mask stay on - not being funny but the guy had better be seriously bigger than me or I'm going to unleash a can of whoop ass on him if he tries.
On another note Pride might be going to a new hone with someone EAM knows who so that he can do BSJA. I didn't know what BSJA was so asked Billy. Apparently it stands for Big Scary Jumps Ahead so I don't envy him that! I will keep you posted.
Billy and I have been out for a nice hack today and Mum did lots more trotting so i think that confidence stuff is good. I even managed to not look a big poof in front of Billy by walking past a big hissing thing which was spitting, several tractors and big lorries. Billy freaked at a bunch of purple flowers so I was most amused. I was not when we got home though as the big dude stood to one side and said "ladies first", in response i bit him and mum hit ME!! How does that work? He started it!
Anyway I am now in the field chilling and watching some party thats going onm at the house at the bac of the yard. As we came back down the drive they were putting some of those floating coloured things on the gates. Billy wasn't keen on them either but I have seen them before so was cool. Sometimes ladies I AM the man! Laters
I am back in the dog house,fancy pants and I are once again co-habiting with Fido.
I blame fancy pants myself but mother does not appear to share my view....
It started the other week when mum announced that suncream alone was not enough to keep my delicate little nose from burning and so produced the dreaded full face mask. I wore it last year and I didn't like it. This year I like it even less, many due to comments that were made by Dollys mum. Apparenty I look like Darth Vador. Now at first I thought this sounded cool until someone told me that Darth Vador is an evil dude who kills little bear creatures and sounds like he has a frog in his throat. Either that or is in serious need of a Halls.....
Now pardon me for being a bit sensitive but I'm not being cast as anyones baddy besides which 'll be damned if i'm going to sound like a dirty phone call so I decided i don't want to wear my mask. Thus every day I walk over to Pride and he takes it off for me. Simples. Except the other day he was a bit rough and has cut all my face - i don't mind but Mum is livid. She yesterday mentioned some dude caled Gaffer Tape will make my mask stay on - not being funny but the guy had better be seriously bigger than me or I'm going to unleash a can of whoop ass on him if he tries.
On another note Pride might be going to a new hone with someone EAM knows who so that he can do BSJA. I didn't know what BSJA was so asked Billy. Apparently it stands for Big Scary Jumps Ahead so I don't envy him that! I will keep you posted.
Billy and I have been out for a nice hack today and Mum did lots more trotting so i think that confidence stuff is good. I even managed to not look a big poof in front of Billy by walking past a big hissing thing which was spitting, several tractors and big lorries. Billy freaked at a bunch of purple flowers so I was most amused. I was not when we got home though as the big dude stood to one side and said "ladies first", in response i bit him and mum hit ME!! How does that work? He started it!
Anyway I am now in the field chilling and watching some party thats going onm at the house at the bac of the yard. As we came back down the drive they were putting some of those floating coloured things on the gates. Billy wasn't keen on them either but I have seen them before so was cool. Sometimes ladies I AM the man! Laters
