3OldPonies
Well-Known Member
Hovis, a question for you. Did you think up all of those tips yourself or has my old boy Henry been passing them to you on the horsey gossip channel? I only ask because your tip about the haynet is his absolute favourite way to squash me. Although he does have one other that doesn't seemed to have reached your ears yet and that is too allow his human to cuddle his neck whilst at the stable door and then with all speed move sideways to trap my arm against the door frame. Like your mum, I usually resort to some pretty basic, but loud, language both at the time and for some time afterwards when the bruises appear.