How about the "why did I do that thread"

[Luci07]

When talking to a friend today about just being able to hack out in the summer, she kindly reminded me of something idiotic I did.

We were riding down towards Polesden Lacey - it was quite busy, lots of cars in the car park. I saw a man by the hedge in the field being used for back up spaces and, as both our horses were slightly on their toes, shouted out "hello" to the guy and "would you mind saying hello so our horses know where you are"

Deep silence from my friend

As we rode past she bent towards me and said.. "you do know he was trying to have a discreet pee don't you..."

 

[piebaldsparkle]

 

[Kokopelli]

I was on a hack with a friend and we stopped to open a gate and my pony rubbed his head on a stone wall and it fell down which made my friends horse bolt off with her! For some reason I felt like following her down the steap hill we just galloped up. Oh dear!

Also out with the same person we go into a massive field and one friend asks the other are there any cows in here as I will gallop up the hill and she said no. So off she goes for a nice gallop up the hill and my and friend at the bottom and she goes we better get out of here I asked why then 2 mins later all you hear was screaming and lots of hooves as my friend comes hurtling down the field with a massive bunch of cows following her!!

 

[tallyho!]

Oh... you just rememinded me of the time i asked an amorous NAKED couple one summer to identify themselves on the Cotswold Way... embarrassed???? Me?? or them???

 

[Ladyinred]

When talking to a friend today about just being able to hack out in the summer, she kindly reminded me of something idiotic I did.

We were riding down towards Polesden Lacey - it was quite busy, lots of cars in the car park. I saw a man by the hedge in the field being used for back up spaces and, as both our horses were slightly on their toes, shouted out "hello" to the guy and "would you mind saying hello so our horses know where you are"

Deep silence from my friend

As we rode past she bent towards me and said.. "you do know he was trying to have a discreet pee don't you..."

Love it!!

 

[DragonSlayer]

My friend had a rather 'smudgy' coloured skewbald mare, and it was a lovely warm summers day (remember those......???) and we passed a house getting painted.....

She said....

'Tsk, not really keen on the colour of that house....'...

The bloke painting the house popped his head up from behind the hedge and replied....

'I don't like the colour of your horse but I'm not complaining!'....

I howled, she died of shame and we never took that route again......!

 

[tallyho!]

^^^^^^ hahahahhahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahhaa!!!!

 

[DragonSlayer]

Oh... you just rememinded me of the time i asked an amorous NAKED couple one summer to identify themselves on the Cotswold Way... embarrassed???? Me?? or them???

Me and OH were on the way back from a nice ride up the BP and passed a car where they couple in it were in the throes of naked passion......and being on horseback, you couldn't help but see alot....

OH, being the devil he is said (as the window was open to prevent steaming)

'.......enjoying the morning??'....

Hahahahahaha!

It was class.....

 

[Steorra]

Hehehe

Many years ago, when yours truly graced the occasional local dressage effort, I went to a competition with a (VERY camp) friend. On mounting his noble steed he had a minor mis-hap with his far-too-tight white breeches. They split at the seam in a, uh, sensitive area. After giggling for a bit I told him he couldn't do a test like that. So off he got, surveyed the damage, and announced that a few strategic safety pins would make all well and decent.

So we nipped around the side of the trailer and were busily engaged in pinning the offending garment when the judge - who I knew slightly - pottered over to say hello. I was far too flustered to explain myself, friend thought the while thing hilarious and did not help in the slightest, and judge has never quite met my eye since.

 

[fitzaud2]

^^^^^^ hahahahhahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahhaa!!!!

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LizzyandToddy]

Me and OH were on the way back from a nice ride up the BP and passed a car where they couple in it were in the throes of naked passion......and being on horseback, you couldn't help but see alot....

OH, being the devil he is said (as the window was open to prevent steaming)

'.......enjoying the morning??'....

Hahahahahaha!

It was class.....

Ha Brilliant!! If I got £1 every time I passed people having such moments in cars out hacking!! xD We seem to have a bit of a cheaters hot spot around here...