How Many Horses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

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This just popped up on my newsfeed - great fun.

HOW MANY HORSES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Warmblood - Light bulb? What light bulb?
Thoroughbred - Oh no, not a light bulb gone! How terrifying! Why do you have to scare me like that!
Dales - Just me of course, and ill rewire the stable block at the same time.
New Forest - Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Suffolk Punch - You didn't eat it. I breathed on it and it broke.
Hanoverian - How DARE that light bulb go! How DARE you ask me to change it! OH! (flounces off)
Welsh Cob - Don't change it. If its dark no one will see me raid the feed bins.
Dartmoor - None. Dartmoors aren't afraid of the dark.
Arab - That's what we pay you for. And ill chew on your jacket while you do it.
Lusitano - Let the housekeeper do it. Im off for a roll in the mud.
Show Pony - Lights? Lights? Where? Do you want me straight on, or in profile? This is my good side, no wait, my manes not plaited, oh couldn't you pick a better time?
Shire - (yawning) who gives a monkeys?
Irish Draught - There's no way im doing anything until I've finished my haynet. Can't you see im busy?
Selle Français - Zut alors, somebody go ring ze electrician.
Shetland - I can't reach the stupid light!

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American version!

Thoroughbred: I changed it an hour ago. C’mon you
guys – catch up!
* Arabian: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I’m scared of light
bulbs! I’m outta here!
* Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and
tell me which one you want.
* Standardbred: Oh for Pete’s Sake, give me the
darn bulb and let’s be done with it.
* Shetland: Give it to me. I’ll kill it and we
won’t have to worry about it anymore.
* Friesian: I would, but I can’t see where I’m
going from behind all this mane.
* Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can
reach it then.
* Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English?
Doesn’t anyone realize that I was sold for
$75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are
bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT
changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
* Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do
it! I’m gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I’ll rewire the
barn after, too.
* Appaloosa: Ya’ll are a bunch of losers. We don’t
need to change the light bulb; I ain’t scared of the dark. And someone make
that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
* Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
* Mustang: Light bulb? Let’s go on a trail ride,
instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
* Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light
bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and
balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes
in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn’t think so.
* Miniature: I bet you think I can’t do it just
cause I’m small. You know what that is? It’s sizeism!
* Akhal Te ke: I will only change it if it’s my
owner’s light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.
* Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the
light bulb to my personal
groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and
cleaning my saddle, but only
on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue
or pink bulb, which
reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my
astonishing gaits.
* Cleveland Bay: I’m busy. Make the whipper-in and
the hounds do it.
* Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please
get the /~..# light bulb away from me! I’m ready to show, really, I
promise I’ll win!
* Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me
which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it
before the quarter horse.
* POA: I’m not changing it. I’m the one who kicked
the old one and broke it in the first place, remember?
Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.
* Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don’t
mind, but I went ahead and
changed it while you were all arguing.
 
Welsh D - OMFG, the light has gone (snorts, rolls eyes, bounces)...no, wait, *I* want to change it myself, I'll be brilliant at it, step aside everyone.
 
Hilarious post!

sidewaysonacob said:
Welsh D - OMFG, the light has gone (snorts, rolls eyes, bounces)...no, wait, *I* want to change it myself, I'll be brilliant at it, step aside everyone.
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So true! Giving one of those Samuel L Jackson 'I will strike down upon thee lightbulb with great vengeance' type stares!
 
Hahahahaha sooo very true!! Except the luso rolling in mud... Mine could not possibly get dirty! She hates it! Too bad she lives in a field full of it because she dosnt like being stabled either! Lol
 
sidewaysonacob said:
Welsh D - OMFG, the light has gone (snorts, rolls eyes, bounces)...no, wait, *I* want to change it myself, I'll be brilliant at it, step aside everyone.
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My Welsh D would be up to the bounces bit then would be "well I'm intelligent enough to do it but it is far too scary so will look a couple of times... snort some more.. then do it... repeat whole pattern next time it goes!
 
My Highland pony would say " There's no rush, I'll do it in a minute or so, let me just finish my hay and then I might have a snooze, then Ill do it..if noone else has fixed it already, zzzzzz"
 
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